Lunchtime sex

[BigJ]

man. i just need to get laid.

 

[phyregod]

IDB.

Alcohol + lots of ky.

Remove the alcohol.

Seriously, she lets me get freaky from time to time.. Which is why I keep her around. I wouldn't stick with a chick that was horrifyingly bad in bed. Marriage is 75% sex imho. Who gives a shit about dishes and laundry and a clean house? I do. But, I'd take more booty over any of those.

 

[nootrac22]

Marriage is 75% sex imho. Who gives a shit about dishes and laundry and a clean house? I do. But, I'd take more booty over any of those.

incorperate the 2, put her up on the washer while shes doing laundry, or a bj while washing dishes?

 

[Black Widow g2]

on the counters. in the spa. on the bathroom sink. off the side of the stairs...

 

[SlushboxTeggy]

I like booty anytime of the day...

Morning - FTW

Brunch -FTW

Lunch- FTW

Afternoon - FTW

Evening -FTW

Night - FTW

Now thats the right idea. Unfortunately I haven't gotten anything but Night sex in awhile. Actually I haven't gotten Sex Sex in awhile. Fucking summer and being at home with all the whores I knew in HS that I don't want to sleep with again. /rant

 

[Black Widow g2]

Time to take a summer vaca somewhere other than home?

 

[nootrac22]

Now thats the right idea. Unfortunately I haven't gotten anything but Night sex in awhile. Actually I haven't gotten Sex Sex in awhile. Fucking summer and being at home with all the whores I knew in HS that I don't want to sleep with again. /rant

just caus you've slept with them before dosent mean that they let you try all the holes, maybe it's time for some dirty spelunking?

 

[SlushboxTeggy]

on the counters. in the spa. on the bathroom sink. off the side of the stairs...

That's why I stayed with the ex so long. I know it sounds crazy but her drinking is what made us break up. I get too drunk and don't remember all the funny shit I did. She got too drunk and yell and treated me like a piece of shit. And would always accuse me of cheating. Which I found later was actually just her guilty concience(sp).

 

[SlushboxTeggy]

just caus you've slept with them before dosent mean that they let you try all the holes, maybe it's time for some dirty spelunking?

I had by all means 21 year old milfs hitting on me. IDK, I'm not all about banging a chick while her baby is taking a nap.

 

[Black Widow g2]

That's why I stayed with the ex so long. I know it sounds crazy but her drinking is what made us break up. I get too drunk and don't remember all the funny shit I did. She got too drunk and yell and treated me like a piece of shit. And would always accuse me of cheating. Which I found later was actually just her guilty concience(sp).

been there done that. it's not stupid at all. i would do the same in that situation.