Celerity
Well-Known Member
I have a friend who is a freelance mechanical engineer. He has been hired to design two such sex aid devices. These devices are intended for extremely fat people.
You can't really sell a product "For slovenly fat fuckers" it seems. So they market them as regular sex products.
Make no mistake. This device is for the fattest of fatties. And by the looks of the other products on the market (I helped my friend research this) the price and build quality of this device is also for very poor, very fat pork-people. A proper fattie-smack chair is over $1000 typically. It's a series of self adjusting bars and levers that (And lemme know if you heard this one before) "Seems like you're having sex in zero-gravity". I made that one up, HAH.
So before you go thinking this is neat, it's not. It's not even intended for most of the people on this forum - because it's true target audience is one that can't even fit in a Honda. Maybe people the size of a Honda.
Now that you know that, imagine that device bouncing and boinging 600 pounds of screaming and sweating meat. Merry christmas indeed.
Yours truly,
-> Uncle Cel.
You can't really sell a product "For slovenly fat fuckers" it seems. So they market them as regular sex products.
Make no mistake. This device is for the fattest of fatties. And by the looks of the other products on the market (I helped my friend research this) the price and build quality of this device is also for very poor, very fat pork-people. A proper fattie-smack chair is over $1000 typically. It's a series of self adjusting bars and levers that (And lemme know if you heard this one before) "Seems like you're having sex in zero-gravity". I made that one up, HAH.
So before you go thinking this is neat, it's not. It's not even intended for most of the people on this forum - because it's true target audience is one that can't even fit in a Honda. Maybe people the size of a Honda.
Now that you know that, imagine that device bouncing and boinging 600 pounds of screaming and sweating meat. Merry christmas indeed.
Yours truly,
-> Uncle Cel.