Capt. Orygun
Win the Day
American progress...We are in trouble!
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>> Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.
>>
>> 1973 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes
>> to his car and gets his to show Jack.
>>
>> 2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail
>> and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for
>> traumatized
>> students and teachers.
>>
>> Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
>>
>> 1973 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end
>> up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody
>> expelled.
>>
>> 2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests
>> Johnny and Mark. Charge
>> them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
>>
Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
>>
>> 1973 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal.
>> Sits still in class.
>>
>> 2006 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School
>> gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.
>>
Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad
>> gives him a whipping.
>>
>> 1973 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to
>> college, and becomes a successful businessman.
>>
>> 2006 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse.
>> Billy removed to foster care
>> and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that
>> she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison.
>> Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.
>>
Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to school.
>>
>>
>> 1973 - Mark shares headache medicine with Principal out on the
>> smoking dock.
>>
>> 2006 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations.
>> Car searched for drugs and weapons.
>>
Scenario: Mary turns up pregnant.
>>
>> 1973 - 5 High School Boys leave town. Mary does her senior year at a
>> special school for expectant mothers.
>>
>> 2006 - Middle School Counselor calls Planned Parenthood, who notifies
>> the ACLU. Mary is driven to the next state over and gets an abortion
>> without her parent's consent or knowledge. Mary given condoms and
>> told to be more careful next time.
>>
Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
>>
>> 1973: Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
>>
>> 2006: Pedro's cause is taken up by state democratic party. Newspaper
>> articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a
>> requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit
>> against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English
>> banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up
>> mowing lawns for a living because he can't speak English.
>>
Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July,
puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
>>
>> 1973 - Ants die.
>>
>> 2006 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with
>> domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from
>> home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list
>> and is never allowed to fly again.
>>
Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee.
>> He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort him.
>>
>> 1973 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
>>
>> 2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.
>> She faces 3 years in State Prison.
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>> Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.
>>
>> 1973 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes
>> to his car and gets his to show Jack.
>>
>> 2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail
>> and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for
>> traumatized
>> students and teachers.
>>
>> Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
>>
>> 1973 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end
>> up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody
>> expelled.
>>
>> 2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests
>> Johnny and Mark. Charge
>> them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
>>
Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
>>
>> 1973 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal.
>> Sits still in class.
>>
>> 2006 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School
>> gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.
>>
Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad
>> gives him a whipping.
>>
>> 1973 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to
>> college, and becomes a successful businessman.
>>
>> 2006 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse.
>> Billy removed to foster care
>> and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that
>> she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison.
>> Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.
>>
Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to school.
>>
>>
>> 1973 - Mark shares headache medicine with Principal out on the
>> smoking dock.
>>
>> 2006 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations.
>> Car searched for drugs and weapons.
>>
Scenario: Mary turns up pregnant.
>>
>> 1973 - 5 High School Boys leave town. Mary does her senior year at a
>> special school for expectant mothers.
>>
>> 2006 - Middle School Counselor calls Planned Parenthood, who notifies
>> the ACLU. Mary is driven to the next state over and gets an abortion
>> without her parent's consent or knowledge. Mary given condoms and
>> told to be more careful next time.
>>
Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
>>
>> 1973: Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
>>
>> 2006: Pedro's cause is taken up by state democratic party. Newspaper
>> articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a
>> requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit
>> against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English
>> banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up
>> mowing lawns for a living because he can't speak English.
>>
Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July,
puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
>>
>> 1973 - Ants die.
>>
>> 2006 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with
>> domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from
>> home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list
>> and is never allowed to fly again.
>>
Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee.
>> He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort him.
>>
>> 1973 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
>>
>> 2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.
>> She faces 3 years in State Prison.