assault by cheeteos

[BodyDroppedNikes]

Tenn. couple accused of assault using Cheetos - Yahoo! News

lol

 

[phyregod]

"I find the defendants guilty of aggravated assault with poofy cheezy snacks. You are fined 50 cents." "As for the arresting officer, you are to be kicked in the nuts once per minute for the next 10 years." *Bang*

 

[94H_Ex]

omg, I just heard this today on the way home. Funny ass crap. Seriously, when the hell did cheetos become a weapon?

 

[double0Si]

Seriously, when the hell did cheetos become a weapon?

Have you SEEN the new commercial line? that Chesters a dick now. I'd use them as my defense... "Chester made me do it!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hokQnWm-rjM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpnpG2iuvvU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWQ5yon0kZM

 

[AZNWOKZ]

LOL. I would like to know how the orange puff was in play. Even thought it was verb than physical. This is pretty silly. Ah Tax money in use. lol

 

[Drake]

We are turning into a bunch of Nancys.