best bumpersticker

in small letters:
"if you can read this...
you are already kissing my ass"

"my kid beat up your honor roll student"

"if i need any lip from you
i'll unzip my pants"

"your proctologist called and said yuo need your head examined"

"professional muff divers. no muff too tuff. we dive at five"

"free mustache rides"

if i told you "you have a nice body", would you hold it against me?


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stickers says heavy chevy... the car is a 70's chevy rusted out .... there is not a spot with out any rust on it it's funny shit.


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Originally posted by SixtySecondAssassin@Oct 21 2002, 12:12 PM
"God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!"

i m still laughing about this one cuz a saw a guy couple minutes after seeing it


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here is a couple me and my brother made

Here is the one i made: " if you can read this.. my turbo hasnt spooled up yet"

another: "im spoolin, your droolin"

my brother (who loves minitrucks): "if you cant drag it, your a fagit"(guess that could work with import drag racing??)