best bumpersticker

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"its harder to kidnap fat people" (i bought this one...just sits in my closet)

"Jesus loves you...every one else thinks your an asshole." (i bought this one too...just sits in my closet)

"drive it like you stole it" (saw some guy driving on the sidewalk in a jeep during rush hour. i think he did steal it.
 
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heres more:

black and white cow pattern in background: "mooooove it!"

"shit happens" with smiley face

"nurses do it with patience"

"this vehicle protected by smith & wesson"

"do you feel lucky punk?" with clint eastwood pointing a 357 magnum

I love that FedSex one! :)
 
Originally posted by DazedCivic99@Oct 21 2002, 03:18 PM
my neighbor is gay he is rich too, damn fags
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Boy aren't you intelligent. Better hate the guy because he is different than you. How can this kind of intolerance exist?

As for the Adam and Steve sticker, the only people I have seen sporting those also sport mullets and drive rusted muscle cars that bearly run. Nice to see that our "underground import scene" can't just accept people for who they are, we must also make sure they conform to our beliefs. :fuckyou:
 
i had a sticker on my last Honda that I had made that said:

Mommy and Daddy don't sponsor me.

reason why: my parents dont buy shit for my cars and if that offends anyone here, then well....
 
Originally posted by Supahatch@Oct 21 2002, 07:38 PM
here is a couple me and my brother made

Here is the one i made: " if you can read this.. my turbo hasnt spooled up yet"

another: "im spoolin, your droolin"

my brother (who loves minitrucks): "if you cant drag it, your a fagit"(guess that could work with import drag racing??)
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you stole that from my sig!!!!
 
Heres one I saw today:
'Just say NO to sex with pro lifers' (no offence intended by me)

Then theres the everlasting: 'The more people I meet, the more I like my cat'
 
Overnight Express
My package, your place--overnight!

Horn broke, watch for finger.
 
here is the best one I have seen

"I wanna die like my grandpa, in his sleep...not like his passengers, yelling and screaming"
 
Originally posted by CrXRaCer@Oct 22 2002, 11:48 PM
here is the best one I have seen

"I wanna die like my grandpa, in his sleep...not like his passengers, yelling and screaming"
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that ones pretty fucked up
 
Originally posted by Smonkeyboy@Oct 21 2002, 12:47 AM
Beer, helping white guys dance since 1897
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that isnt a bumper sticker, its like an abercrombie shirt or a shirt from spencers or something like that
 
Originally posted by rixXxceboy@Oct 21 2002, 01:05 AM
"professional muff divers. no muff too tuff. we dive at five"
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that's what the PMD in my name stands for lol
 
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