This isnt a DramaBoy post at all. A funny thing happened to me and my friends last night and i felt like sharing. i have a feeling this was only funny because i was there but read it for yourself and find out.
My night was rather uneventful, however the story-telling that went on this morning has great. we went to a party with a great girl/guy ratio. i find this cool chick who threw the party, Becky. she has a bf but is interesting none the less. so we pretty much hung out the rest of the night. nothing eventful has happened to my knowledge. Me and Becky are in her room with beer, chips, and watching Half-Baked, I was happy.
Movie ends almost exactly when all 3 guys bust open the door and Joe goes, "We have to leave....now." I see the look of urgency in his eye and we leave pretty quickly. in the car everyone isnt telling me anything, but whatever. we get back to Tuc's house and they finally start talking.
Joe's recount-Fucked and was intterupted while fucking a girl in a hot tub. We later find out she had sex with him one hour after she had sex with someone else and is also 16 (she said 19). Joe and Tuc started hooking up with the another girl in the hot tub, move to the bedroom and niether one will allow the other to have her. rather then rock, paper, scissor like men they decide to share and all but fuck this drunk girl at the same time. they leave the room and Joe sees the hot tub girl who then proceeds to go talk to the girl who is still in the room. He gets me, we leave fast.
Quotes from Joe and Tuc-"i have started to have sex with two girls tonight and i havent finished once. my balls are the bluest they have ever been and i think they might explode."
-"what the fuck is on my boxers? was this bitch on her period?"
Erik's recount-"i walk into the party to realize i am drunker than anyone. i look at all the girls and make a few decisions. then that ugly bitch came up and was being all nice. right then and there i decided i was far to drunk to land any normal girl and decided to settle on the sure thing. i think she was a virgin too, i almost feel bad that im her first and shes my 18th. fuck it, she was ugly and wasnt very good. and that peach fuzz on her lip did bother me.... Shit, we left in such a hurry we forgot to steal anything. They dont know me, i could have stolen their dog and they would have never been able to get that fucker back."
My night was rather uneventful, however the story-telling that went on this morning has great. we went to a party with a great girl/guy ratio. i find this cool chick who threw the party, Becky. she has a bf but is interesting none the less. so we pretty much hung out the rest of the night. nothing eventful has happened to my knowledge. Me and Becky are in her room with beer, chips, and watching Half-Baked, I was happy.
Movie ends almost exactly when all 3 guys bust open the door and Joe goes, "We have to leave....now." I see the look of urgency in his eye and we leave pretty quickly. in the car everyone isnt telling me anything, but whatever. we get back to Tuc's house and they finally start talking.
Joe's recount-Fucked and was intterupted while fucking a girl in a hot tub. We later find out she had sex with him one hour after she had sex with someone else and is also 16 (she said 19). Joe and Tuc started hooking up with the another girl in the hot tub, move to the bedroom and niether one will allow the other to have her. rather then rock, paper, scissor like men they decide to share and all but fuck this drunk girl at the same time. they leave the room and Joe sees the hot tub girl who then proceeds to go talk to the girl who is still in the room. He gets me, we leave fast.
Quotes from Joe and Tuc-"i have started to have sex with two girls tonight and i havent finished once. my balls are the bluest they have ever been and i think they might explode."
-"what the fuck is on my boxers? was this bitch on her period?"
Erik's recount-"i walk into the party to realize i am drunker than anyone. i look at all the girls and make a few decisions. then that ugly bitch came up and was being all nice. right then and there i decided i was far to drunk to land any normal girl and decided to settle on the sure thing. i think she was a virgin too, i almost feel bad that im her first and shes my 18th. fuck it, she was ugly and wasnt very good. and that peach fuzz on her lip did bother me.... Shit, we left in such a hurry we forgot to steal anything. They dont know me, i could have stolen their dog and they would have never been able to get that fucker back."