Well, I was in a funny mood last night, and I googled deep thoughts...and fell asleep laughing. but today, I was wondering to myself....and I think I have just came up with a solution to a lot of the major problems we have today in our world.
Airjockie's Deep thoughts.
1. Illegal aliens. Have them hold another walk-out rally and have them march into a stadium. On the way out, ask them to prove they are actual US citizens, and let them go. The ones that can't prove they are...will have two choices. Join the armed services, be enlisted personnel for 4 years, and then they will recieve their US citizenship, and with that honor...they will also be responcible for taxes, and all the other stuff that the real citizens have. The ones that don't want to serve in the military to protect America and it's interest's...will be deported. And the one's that missed the rally, well...we'll have to do a small military action to sort out in each town who's legal and who's not. It will be a slight inconveinance for the real citizens..but if they can prove they pay taxes...then they are safe.
2. Give the military the right to gaurd our borders. If the immigrant can't spend the time or go thru the correct process to be an American...then shoot them on sight when they cross the fence, and throw their bodies back on the other side...it will give a hint to future crossers. And it will be fun to see the prior crossers that wants the citizenship...to shoot their own people. In about a year...I doubt they would want to cross anymore, and we'll have some decent new citizens.
3. Standerized healthcare... Everyone knows it's getting outragious lately...if you want good healthcare service, then pay for it, if you want standerd healthcare, then take a little more from the taxes and make it like Japan and Canada. Too many corporations and insurance companies are making tons of money, from the people paying their fee's and not useing the services.
4. Oil and gas prices...something needs to be done. to much deep thought has been set into this... We now have oils thats runs in cars that will last 15000 miles, and that greatly reduces the ned for an oilchange every 3000 miles...so if eveyone did that, and kept their cars in tip top shape, then more oil can be used to get gas. Gas is still needed for cars and trucks, but there needs to be more research into alternative fuels and alternative power. We can build bombs that blow up cities, but we can't make a car get 80mpg?
5. Bring everyone at once, back to the same payscale...if the poor are still poor after that, then they prove that they don't work and they deserve to be poor. I bet if they had a chance, they would become a part of society again, if not, then don't help them and they will die off. If they did try, but couldn't succeed due to medical problems, then give them welfare. If the rich can get back to the rich status, then they deserve the money. I still can't see why we have homeless people and yet other people have $100million+ paychecks for playing baseball.
6. Stop welfare. Only give it back to the people that need it and can prove it. I'm tired of seeing guys that use food stamps for food, but they run back to their pimped out Escalade in the handycapped parking because they are to lazy to park one spot over.
7. Stop handycapped parking. Only give it back to the people that need it and can prove it. If anyone gets caught parking in a properly marked handycapped spot, and they run to the supermarket and run back..not walking or hobbling, or useing a wheelchair...then they should have their feet blown off and have the need to park there.
8. Raise the speed limits accordingly to all roads, and drive fast and steady in the lefthand lane, and use the right handlane for passing, exiting and entering the busy roads. If the Autobahn works for Germany, make the same standard over here on certain roads. Just remember, the faster you drive, the more gas you use.
9. Make a dime the standard lowest currency...or make the penny and nickle from cheaper metals. A penny now costs 1.2 cents to make, and a nickle is now really worth about 2.8cents to make....and do we really use them? I used currency in Japan...the yen was easy to use, and effective. Plus the ATM's over there rocked. As soon as I put the money into to machine as a deposit, it was in my account....none of that wait 2-3 day for some person to count the money and verify the money is there...the machines can do the same thing that minute. Plus, this pulling out $600 in $20 bills is a pain in the ass...if I want to buy something like a TV...it take to long to pull money from the ATM and count each $20 bill...even though I do have a debit card...cash is better to use....no bank fee's to deduct.
10. End all the sports that you see on TV. How can you justify that a person that throws a ball can make millions of dollars, but the guy laying a brick only makes near minimum wage and his work will last for years? Does it really turn you on seeing guys in tight clothes tossing balls around the feild? Give them armor, and let them fight it out to the death...then I might spend some money watching sports. And Golf?...why in the hell does a golfer make that much money?.... Turn jobs into a sport...I'd love to see deep sea welders fight and battle pressure, risk their life with all the dangers involved in their job, and they still have to weld while there.... and turn it into a contest of who can make a better weld.... It sure beats watching two guys playing tennis.
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Airjockie's Deep thoughts.
1. Illegal aliens. Have them hold another walk-out rally and have them march into a stadium. On the way out, ask them to prove they are actual US citizens, and let them go. The ones that can't prove they are...will have two choices. Join the armed services, be enlisted personnel for 4 years, and then they will recieve their US citizenship, and with that honor...they will also be responcible for taxes, and all the other stuff that the real citizens have. The ones that don't want to serve in the military to protect America and it's interest's...will be deported. And the one's that missed the rally, well...we'll have to do a small military action to sort out in each town who's legal and who's not. It will be a slight inconveinance for the real citizens..but if they can prove they pay taxes...then they are safe.
2. Give the military the right to gaurd our borders. If the immigrant can't spend the time or go thru the correct process to be an American...then shoot them on sight when they cross the fence, and throw their bodies back on the other side...it will give a hint to future crossers. And it will be fun to see the prior crossers that wants the citizenship...to shoot their own people. In about a year...I doubt they would want to cross anymore, and we'll have some decent new citizens.
3. Standerized healthcare... Everyone knows it's getting outragious lately...if you want good healthcare service, then pay for it, if you want standerd healthcare, then take a little more from the taxes and make it like Japan and Canada. Too many corporations and insurance companies are making tons of money, from the people paying their fee's and not useing the services.
4. Oil and gas prices...something needs to be done. to much deep thought has been set into this... We now have oils thats runs in cars that will last 15000 miles, and that greatly reduces the ned for an oilchange every 3000 miles...so if eveyone did that, and kept their cars in tip top shape, then more oil can be used to get gas. Gas is still needed for cars and trucks, but there needs to be more research into alternative fuels and alternative power. We can build bombs that blow up cities, but we can't make a car get 80mpg?
5. Bring everyone at once, back to the same payscale...if the poor are still poor after that, then they prove that they don't work and they deserve to be poor. I bet if they had a chance, they would become a part of society again, if not, then don't help them and they will die off. If they did try, but couldn't succeed due to medical problems, then give them welfare. If the rich can get back to the rich status, then they deserve the money. I still can't see why we have homeless people and yet other people have $100million+ paychecks for playing baseball.
6. Stop welfare. Only give it back to the people that need it and can prove it. I'm tired of seeing guys that use food stamps for food, but they run back to their pimped out Escalade in the handycapped parking because they are to lazy to park one spot over.
7. Stop handycapped parking. Only give it back to the people that need it and can prove it. If anyone gets caught parking in a properly marked handycapped spot, and they run to the supermarket and run back..not walking or hobbling, or useing a wheelchair...then they should have their feet blown off and have the need to park there.
8. Raise the speed limits accordingly to all roads, and drive fast and steady in the lefthand lane, and use the right handlane for passing, exiting and entering the busy roads. If the Autobahn works for Germany, make the same standard over here on certain roads. Just remember, the faster you drive, the more gas you use.
9. Make a dime the standard lowest currency...or make the penny and nickle from cheaper metals. A penny now costs 1.2 cents to make, and a nickle is now really worth about 2.8cents to make....and do we really use them? I used currency in Japan...the yen was easy to use, and effective. Plus the ATM's over there rocked. As soon as I put the money into to machine as a deposit, it was in my account....none of that wait 2-3 day for some person to count the money and verify the money is there...the machines can do the same thing that minute. Plus, this pulling out $600 in $20 bills is a pain in the ass...if I want to buy something like a TV...it take to long to pull money from the ATM and count each $20 bill...even though I do have a debit card...cash is better to use....no bank fee's to deduct.
10. End all the sports that you see on TV. How can you justify that a person that throws a ball can make millions of dollars, but the guy laying a brick only makes near minimum wage and his work will last for years? Does it really turn you on seeing guys in tight clothes tossing balls around the feild? Give them armor, and let them fight it out to the death...then I might spend some money watching sports. And Golf?...why in the hell does a golfer make that much money?.... Turn jobs into a sport...I'd love to see deep sea welders fight and battle pressure, risk their life with all the dangers involved in their job, and they still have to weld while there.... and turn it into a contest of who can make a better weld.... It sure beats watching two guys playing tennis.
11-99. reserved for future posts.
This post was brought to you by the Airjockie for president campain committee for the election in 2012.