dumb joke of the day

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> No Soap
>Two priests are off to the showers late one night.
>They undress and step in the showers before they
>realize there is no soap. Father John says he has
>soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering
>to dress.
>He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and
>heads back to the showers.
>He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns
>heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands
>against the wall and freezes like he's a statue. The
>nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.
>The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his
>manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh
>look," says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser."
>To test her theory, the second nun also pulls on his
>manhood... sure enough he drops the other bar of
>The third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once,
>then twice and three times but nothing happens.
>So she gives one last, despairing tug then yells..
>"Mary, Mother of God........"Hand Lotion!"
How about :
3 gay guys meet in a bar in K-Zoo, and they all lost their lovers. To remember their lovers, they each did something special. The first one says "I cremated my lover and put him in an urn on my mantle, so he will always be with me." "That's nice" replies the second. "I cremated mine and spread him in the ocean so his presence will always be everywhere." The third replies "That's nothing, I cremated my lover and put him in my chili so he could tear my ass up one last time!"