> No Soap
>
>Two priests are off to the showers late one night.
>They undress and step in the showers before they
>realize there is no soap. Father John says he has
>soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering
>to dress.
>
>He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and
>heads back to the showers.
>
>He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns
>heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands
>against the wall and freezes like he's a statue. The
>nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.
>
>The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his
>manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh
>look," says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser."
>
>To test her theory, the second nun also pulls on his
>manhood... sure enough he drops the other bar of
>soap.
>
>The third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once,
>then twice and three times but nothing happens.
>
>So she gives one last, despairing tug then yells..
>"Mary, Mother of God........"Hand Lotion!"
>
>Two priests are off to the showers late one night.
>They undress and step in the showers before they
>realize there is no soap. Father John says he has
>soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering
>to dress.
>
>He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and
>heads back to the showers.
>
>He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns
>heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands
>against the wall and freezes like he's a statue. The
>nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.
>
>The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his
>manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh
>look," says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser."
>
>To test her theory, the second nun also pulls on his
>manhood... sure enough he drops the other bar of
>soap.
>
>The third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once,
>then twice and three times but nothing happens.
>
>So she gives one last, despairing tug then yells..
>"Mary, Mother of God........"Hand Lotion!"