E, it's calling you.

[jeffie7]

5K Obstacle Course Zombie Race - Run For Your Lives

Still time for you to reg, however I don't think shotguns are allowed on the course.

 

[95b16coupe]

Rule #1: Cardio

 

[E_SolSi]

 

[efhondakid]

Rule #2. Guns are loud and run out of ammo. Carry an axe.

 

[Drake]

Use a bat or pry bar. Axes get stuck.

 

[jeffie7]

Use a bat or pry bar. Axes get stuck.

Reminds me of a dead baby joke.

 

[double0Si]

Aluminum bat ftw. Effective and you get that awesome skull meets metal sound everytime you swing for the fences.

 

[hondarin]

hell, if we're swinging for the fences, then I vote samurai sword

 

[SlushboxTeggy]

I'm probably doing this. Friends mentioned the idea about a month ago.

 

[double0Si]

I thought about the samurai sword, and a machete, and a machete made in the fashion of a samurai sword, but as sharp as they are I thought they may fall into the "can get stuck" category.

 

[efhondakid]

You cant cut through the spinal cord with a blunt weapon.

 

[alaskancodkiller]

Tomahawk

 

[Drake]

You can hammer the hell out of a brain with a blunt instrument though. The last thing anyone wants is their cutting implement getting stuck in a zombies cranium or spine. If you have to get close then a blunt weapon is probably your best bet.

 

[E_SolSi]

crowbar
excellent bludgeoning device, and it has multiple tool uses as well

or the Stanley FUBAR
great bludgeoning device with better reach and more uses then the average crowbar