here's a deer story for you.
about 4 years ago, i was playing with a band called IntoTheRed. we played a show, and me, the guitar player, and the bass player were driving home in the bassist's 85ish mustang convertible. we had went to spencer's that day and bought a little blue neon (this was back when that shit was cool), and had it mounted on the dash.
it was like 4 am, and the radar detector went apeshit. we werent speeding too bad, but we had a big blue neon sitting right on the dash. i yanked the neon off, and as we passed the DPS trooper all three of us looked back to see if he was pulling out after us. brandon (Bass player) said 'good call on pulling down the neon, will'. at this point i turned around to look at him (i was in the backseat), and at that instant a HUGE deer raised up over the hood of the car. brandon and billy were both still looking back at the dps trooper. i screamed 'HOLY SHIT!!' and brandon snapped around and jerked the wheel left. the deer landed on the hood, rolled up and shattered the windshield, then rolled on top of the car and fell IN THROUGH THE CONVERTIBLE TOP. another deer ran out from the opposite side of the road and slammed off of the driver's side door, and knocked out the window and fucked up the door pretty bad. brandon yanked the wheel back the other way, and pulled over.
trooper pulls up. were sitting there with a pretty much destroyed 85 mustang, with a huge dead buck sitting on us. 'you boys had anything to drink tonight?'
swear to god, 100% true.