-Skipping like 5 months out of the year, smoking every day we skipped
-Randomly smashing peoples heads into their lockers
-Selling oregano to a pakistanian in 8th grade (got expelled from the school but it was the last year of middle school and I was allowed to go to the high school)
-1st time in 7th grade
-Not remembering half the girls I slept with, they swear i did...i still won't admit a lot of them
-The whore that lived with me (i hate that bitch, shes a real prostitute now)
-Getting real fucked up and going to Big Wheel to attempt to roller blade
-Selling caffiene pills to little girls while at big wheel for like a dollar each
-Got hit by a car
-hit a dear on my 4 wheeler
-getting high some more
-a little more
-still going
-CRAZY ass parties
-Random 2 AM Pool Hopping
-Running down many streets naked
By far the best one, FLORIDA. Everyone around my area knows who I am because of this story, there are so many different variations of it it's insane.
I was i dunno 13 or 14, waiting at the bus stop with my good friend. He says "we're not going to school today, it's a skip day". So we wait for this girl to pick us up to go to her house, she was about 15 but had a car and drove it illegally. So we go back to her house, fuck around whatever, drinking like crazy. Then my drunk ass comes up with the idea to go to Florida. We had $368 and a Tercel. The girl we were with is like yea fine let's go, packs her shit. The kid I was with was so drunk and tired he didn't even beleive we were serious.
So off we go, travelling from Pa to FL. I remember crossing the Dingman's bridge, it only like 10 mins from our houses but it was still the state line, it was the first state we crossed into and we thought it was amazing. So we continued....
Drove down to about Seaside, then my friend relizes we were actually doing it and starts bugging out. Dumped a couple more beers down and we continued. Through Delaware, then MD. Maryland had the worst drivers possible, It was really my first time driving on a highway and I was in the midst of rushour in Baltimore. Anyway we keep going, burning out through tollbooths.
Down we go, VA, NC, SC. Reach SC and were offered some crack, very interesting place down there.
Continued down GA, then finally hit the FL border played welcome to miami just because we could. Stopped over in Fernindina Beach and took our first swim of the trip broad daylight butt naked. Stayed there for a couple hours trying to find some weed. Found some real hicks, smoked with them, blah blah. Went into the wrong neighborhood and were shot at. They missed the car completely but still it happened.
Kept going down, made it to Jacksonville realized we were completely out of money, I believe our pockets had about $0.36. Called our parents asking for Western Union. Each parent denied us of any money and told us to stay there. No where to go, no gas, no food no nothing. So we parked at a Shell station to sleep and figure shit out in the morning. About 1:30 AM, Me and the girl are in the back of the tercel fucking around, my friend is in the front seat, his pants were off and he was passed the fuck out. I start seeing lights shining through the windows, yep cops, the parents filed missing persons reports.
We were all arrested for underage drinking, and whole bunch of other shit. Me and my friend were sent to Jacksonville Juvenile Facility, I don't know where the girl went. Got into a fight while in holding and were both sent to confinement. Next day we were transfered down to St. Augistine, spent about 3 weeks there, lighting cigarrettes we found on the ground outside with a toaster. We were in the same unit with 2 other dudes, we got lucky enough to get a cell with our own lights and enclosed bathrooms. One of the motherfuckers was this little white kid who beat up his teacher, he tried to keep the lights on one night and we beat the living hell out of his ass and made him stay in the shower for the rest of the night, robbed his meals for a day and half, then he got transfered out of our unit.
We were sent back up to PA seperately because none of our parents were comming down to get us and they didn't want us together. They sent us by bus with an accompanying(SP?) officer for each of us. Me and my friend still chill, the girl made up a lot of bullshit on the trip and had ratted us out on a lot of the charges. Haven't seen or talked to her for the past 4 years or so.
Everyone in the school happened to know us now, walking through a store people would walk by and be like those are the florida kids.
I don't reget one second of that trip, it was by far the highlight of my younger years.