high school memories?

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I remember the first time I back talked a teacher. That was fun, I hated that fucker.

My best memory though was in my senior english class. We had an ex-corrections officer for a teacher, he was a real prick but a good teacher. Well one day he was out sick and we had this young chinese guy for a sub. The first half of the class he was a real prick, didn't allow any talking, we had to sit there and do homework or whatever.

Then we went to the computer lab where he passed me of all people a note (I was about the quietest guy in my class, rarely talked to people I didn't like). He told me to do something that would get on the teachers nerves and continue to harrass him. I'm thinking wtf?? but I went along with it.

second half of the class we get back into the classroom from the lab and he starts barking all these orders knowing he's going to piss off the attention wanters. His plan worked great, everyone starts argueing and talking back to him like they normally do. I'm just sittin there quiet as can be and he looks at me and goes "James did you just roll your eyes at me?" So I just looked back at him and yelled "Hell yeah I did you got a problem?" (this alone stunned the rest of the class)

He then writes me out a note to go to the office and I walk up and was like "Yeah thanks now I don't have to listen to you and your stupid fucking rules." (Yes, I actually said fucking to him) Then I charged out the door slamming it into the wall.

The class was dead fucking silent after that. After I was out for a few minutes he opened the door and let me back in saying "it was all a big joke, I'm not really like that" We went about the rest of our work talking and having a fun time in the class. Everyone was stunned that I actually talked back to this guy the way I did. It was some fun shit.
 
marching band drumline, and being a part of the undefeated and state championship 4x800 relay team my senior year
 
Originally posted by Blanco@Dec 27 2004, 09:49 PM
Guy, it was Koslucher (cocksmoocher) if he was still there while you were. :p

i didnt have him, though my girlfriend took a class of his while he was there. I can't help but crack up everytime i hear someone refer to him as cocksmoocher.

Then there was all of the weekends during my senior year that I spent with my older sister and her boyfriend's band, the Martian Puppits (www.martianpuppits.com).  They had fun getting the kid hammered and loaded, and I was more than willing to let me get me hammered and loaded...every Friday and Saturday night.  And since my band practiced at their studio three nights a week, I got loaded throughout the week too.  It's amazing I graduated at all.

Kenny, the drummer for martian puppets, is a pretty frequent customer at my family's resturant. though oddly enough I've never heard their music.

Decker was a bastard, he kept me out of band my senior year because I told him to "fuck off" several times the year before.  I think he still hates me. :lol:
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I remember when i was in middle school and when my aunt Channel was playing with the band (saxophone, class of 97) he used to have me play the bass drum at some of the football games. Of course they almost never won, but it was still fun. Actually that reminds me of one game against Marysville where people in the stands rushed onto the field in what i seem to remember was a brawl. Fun times.
 
Originally posted by mdlax1@Dec 27 2004, 03:31 PM
6 goals in a single lacrosse game against the hardest team in the state at that time :)

it's my al bundy story lol
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no doubt...

for me it was being selected 2nd team all-american and 1st team all-state then winning State championship for lax all in same season...to get a full ride to Rutgers (which i chose over VA ) to play, wish my knee would of came with me :(

ahhh glory days....
 
Originally posted by mdlax1@Dec 27 2004, 03:31 PM
6 goals in a single lacrosse game against the hardest team in the state at that time :)

it's my al bundy story lol
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haha you didn't marry a red head, get a "summer" job at a shoe store and have kids did you?
 
-Skipping like 5 months out of the year, smoking every day we skipped
-Randomly smashing peoples heads into their lockers
-Selling oregano to a pakistanian in 8th grade (got expelled from the school but it was the last year of middle school and I was allowed to go to the high school)
-1st time in 7th grade
-Not remembering half the girls I slept with, they swear i did...i still won't admit a lot of them
-The whore that lived with me (i hate that bitch, shes a real prostitute now)
-Getting real fucked up and going to Big Wheel to attempt to roller blade
-Selling caffiene pills to little girls while at big wheel for like a dollar each
-Got hit by a car
-hit a dear on my 4 wheeler
-getting high some more
-a little more
-still going
-CRAZY ass parties
-Random 2 AM Pool Hopping
-Running down many streets naked


By far the best one, FLORIDA. Everyone around my area knows who I am because of this story, there are so many different variations of it it's insane.

I was i dunno 13 or 14, waiting at the bus stop with my good friend. He says "we're not going to school today, it's a skip day". So we wait for this girl to pick us up to go to her house, she was about 15 but had a car and drove it illegally. So we go back to her house, fuck around whatever, drinking like crazy. Then my drunk ass comes up with the idea to go to Florida. We had $368 and a Tercel. The girl we were with is like yea fine let's go, packs her shit. The kid I was with was so drunk and tired he didn't even beleive we were serious.

So off we go, travelling from Pa to FL. I remember crossing the Dingman's bridge, it only like 10 mins from our houses but it was still the state line, it was the first state we crossed into and we thought it was amazing. So we continued....

Drove down to about Seaside, then my friend relizes we were actually doing it and starts bugging out. Dumped a couple more beers down and we continued. Through Delaware, then MD. Maryland had the worst drivers possible, It was really my first time driving on a highway and I was in the midst of rushour in Baltimore. Anyway we keep going, burning out through tollbooths.

Down we go, VA, NC, SC. Reach SC and were offered some crack, very interesting place down there.

Continued down GA, then finally hit the FL border played welcome to miami just because we could. Stopped over in Fernindina Beach and took our first swim of the trip broad daylight butt naked. Stayed there for a couple hours trying to find some weed. Found some real hicks, smoked with them, blah blah. Went into the wrong neighborhood and were shot at. They missed the car completely but still it happened.

Kept going down, made it to Jacksonville realized we were completely out of money, I believe our pockets had about $0.36. Called our parents asking for Western Union. Each parent denied us of any money and told us to stay there. No where to go, no gas, no food no nothing. So we parked at a Shell station to sleep and figure shit out in the morning. About 1:30 AM, Me and the girl are in the back of the tercel fucking around, my friend is in the front seat, his pants were off and he was passed the fuck out. I start seeing lights shining through the windows, yep cops, the parents filed missing persons reports.

We were all arrested for underage drinking, and whole bunch of other shit. Me and my friend were sent to Jacksonville Juvenile Facility, I don't know where the girl went. Got into a fight while in holding and were both sent to confinement. Next day we were transfered down to St. Augistine, spent about 3 weeks there, lighting cigarrettes we found on the ground outside with a toaster. We were in the same unit with 2 other dudes, we got lucky enough to get a cell with our own lights and enclosed bathrooms. One of the motherfuckers was this little white kid who beat up his teacher, he tried to keep the lights on one night and we beat the living hell out of his ass and made him stay in the shower for the rest of the night, robbed his meals for a day and half, then he got transfered out of our unit.

We were sent back up to PA seperately because none of our parents were comming down to get us and they didn't want us together. They sent us by bus with an accompanying(SP?) officer for each of us. Me and my friend still chill, the girl made up a lot of bullshit on the trip and had ratted us out on a lot of the charges. Haven't seen or talked to her for the past 4 years or so.

Everyone in the school happened to know us now, walking through a store people would walk by and be like those are the florida kids.

I don't reget one second of that trip, it was by far the highlight of my younger years.
 
hmm, high school.
Dated the same girl all thru high school little did she know I was screwing around with like 7 other girls

Tying up a teach of ours to his chair and rolling it into the hallway
A buddy of mine in electronics shop class pissing in the techers coffe grounds and mixing them all up and puttin them back, and the best part the teacher making coffe with it.

Blowing things up in school

Calling myself out of school from a phone in the school.

in 1990 building a 286 overcloking it with 2 hard drives compressed to 40MB and 16Mb of ram

Then the after school activities:

Leaving school after calling myself out, smoking the weed just about all of us used to sell. Stealing beer from my friends parents and having a party like every week at my friends house.

Derailing a tilcon train

Dumping a 1 gal container of feremeted piss off a brige over I-91 and hitting some guy in a convertable.

Shooting sky rockets off the same bridge at on coming traffic

Ah the hot tub at my friends house, man the girls loved the hot tub we got so many of them to get naked in it, and there were a few girls my good friend and I used to screw around with at the same time in the hot tub.

I could go on for a while too many stories.
 
-partying during the summer
being part of one of the best Wrestling programs in Pennsylvania (varsity every year, and captain my senior yer) Upper Perk wOOt
and cutting waaaaay to much weight for it, but other than that good times were the trips out to New york, Delaware, Virginia , Nevada for tournaments and what not

and of course my favorite memories were when we made my friends barn a party shack, basically a club with blacklights, strobes, and more beer and liquor than we could drink, and of course the countless amount of ass gotten in that shack :worthy:
 
I forgot about the Saturn.

Everyone had sex in the saturn, people would randomly just go into the saturn to fuck. I mean we could be chillin up at the pool and someone be like were going to use the saturn. Everyone loved the saturn.

Getting caught getting road head in the saturn during rush hour
getting caught haveing sex in the back of the saturn
getting caught getting more head in the saturn behind a Shop Rite
Breaking the seat while having sex in the saturn
Baking out the saturn, then having sex in it

I swear there had to be at least 30 different people who had sex with someone in the saturn, usually more than once.

That car had a lot of memories
 
...if cars could talk... :shudder:

My old CRX was like that. It was a 1st gen with the big flat rear deck. w00t
 
yea my first hatch didnt live long enough or i woulda been the new fuck mobile. It did see some action while I was doing the swap and it fell off the jack.
 
Eating pot brownies in class then having the teacher go get me a milk to wash it down. Running from security while ditching class. Auto shop. The parties and of course the girls. Oh and stealing the parents car without a license. Getting escorted out of class by a policeman for supposedly selling drugs ended up getting a written apology from the policeman and the pricipal for being wrong.
 
just remembered some more-
-scavenger hunts-make teams. each team makes a list of stuff to get(street signs, golf clubs watever), teams switch lists and the first team with all the items on there list, wins.
-car tag- find a town about 1 square mile. cant leave the town.. get like 4 cars. one car is it. they go around looking for the others. to tag someone you have to drive at a car and highbeam it. (no tags from behind or the sides). ussually have a set time and whoever is it when the time is up, loses.
-drinking as we tailgated for a football game, then at half time during the games. then go to the party with a good buzz going.
-hotel parties.
-surfing and snowboarding.
 
I have some pretty funny HS memories... but cant remember them at all...
 
i was a band geek too... always hanging out with the guys on the drumline. bus trips...

went to pismo beach for a tournament... oh man... best time ever.

i remember not finishing high school because i graduated early... never got asked to the prom, never got asked to any formal dances... i was everyone's 'friend' and i wasn't Samantha Yemington... the girl of every guys dreams. She was so superficial and materialistic... god i hated her.

one of my best memories was standing up to a girl who was supposedly a 'hardcore i'm gonna beat you down' type chick... she walked up to me and asked me if i was talking shit about her... i looked her right in the face, and said 'yea, i am... why?' she just looked at me with a pissed off face and turned and left after about 15 seconds. i thought i was gonna get punched honestly.

hahaha... so many memories... i miss some, and i wish i'd have actually GONE to class to make more... and maybe walk with my classmates.
 
Originally posted by Battle Pope@Dec 30 2004, 12:03 PM
School is overrated. I wish I had went often enough to graduate early.


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If high school is 'the best years of your life' like I've heard from so many older folks, I might as well kill myself right now. :D

College is different though. THOSE years may very well be what the old guys were talking about. :)
 
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