I KNOW this is a repost. I ran across it again and It's just too damn funny. Plus, I just had to post it because I can't find the old thread it was in.
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/pricelessblow.html
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http://www.big-boys.com/articles/pricelessblow.html
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