Can you name the car with an 8 foot hood,
Smells like a steak, and looks just as good?
Excelero! Excelero!
Well, it gets 8 miles to a gallon of the go-go-juice
It's the dominating kraut car endorsed by the jews
Excelero! Excelero!
Hey, hey!
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of European pride!
Excelero! Excelero!
Top of the line in luxury sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Excelero! Excelero!
She blinds everybody with her super high beams
She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine
Excelero! Excelero! Excelero!
Whoa,Excelero! Whoa!