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My favorite bumper sticker in Washington DC right now is the
one that says 'First Iraq, then France'."
-Tom Brokaw
"The French announced today that they would not help us remove
Saddam from Iraq. Well, Duh! They didn't even help us remove Hitler from France."
-Jay Leno
"France said this week they need more evidence to convince them
Saddam is a threat. Yeah, last time France asked for more evidence it
came rolling thru Paris with a German Flag on it."
-Dave Letterman
And my all time favorite!
Why are all the highways in France lined with trees?
So the Germans can march in the shade!!!
Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an
accordion.
France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals. France is
miserable because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable
because they live in France.
-Mark Twain
The only way the French are going in with us is if we tell them we
found truffles in Iraq.
War without France would be like ... uh ... World War II
What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The Army
Q. How do you stop a French Tank?
A. Shoot the guy pushing it.
Q. how many Frenchman does it take to defend Paris.
A. We don't know, it's never been tried.
The best French bashing line heard over the last week is: "We can
count on the French to be there when they need us."
one that says 'First Iraq, then France'."
-Tom Brokaw
"The French announced today that they would not help us remove
Saddam from Iraq. Well, Duh! They didn't even help us remove Hitler from France."
-Jay Leno
"France said this week they need more evidence to convince them
Saddam is a threat. Yeah, last time France asked for more evidence it
came rolling thru Paris with a German Flag on it."
-Dave Letterman
And my all time favorite!
Why are all the highways in France lined with trees?
So the Germans can march in the shade!!!
Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an
accordion.
France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals. France is
miserable because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable
because they live in France.
-Mark Twain
The only way the French are going in with us is if we tell them we
found truffles in Iraq.
War without France would be like ... uh ... World War II
What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The Army
Q. How do you stop a French Tank?
A. Shoot the guy pushing it.
Q. how many Frenchman does it take to defend Paris.
A. We don't know, it's never been tried.
The best French bashing line heard over the last week is: "We can
count on the French to be there when they need us."