you guys are fucked up lol....
this reminds me of the time when i was working as an contruction worker for the school district.
it was one HOT sunny summer day, and we were at a middle school in the MIDDLE of south central la.
worst part of town you could EVER be in.
anyways, we were working in a abandoned classroom, and taking one of our infamous 2 hour breaks (right after lunch) when one of the guys on our crew noticed a couple of homie g's kicking it on the porch of the hosue across the street.
we had just blazed and i was LIT.
i looked out the window and seen Big Perm and a couple of his homies chillin with their hooptie, and talking to some hoes. I walked up to the window, and told the guys to check this out.....
In my best Steve Irwin (australian crocodile hunter guy) voice.....i fucking let loose.
AHOY, THIS IS A SPECIAL TREAT FOKS, WE GOT A ENTIRE CLAN OF AFRICANUS-CRACK-COCAINUS-DEALERUS !!!! THEY ARE ALL STANDING AROUND THE WATERING HOLE AT LAKE OLD ENGLISH. LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE JERRY CURLS ON THE DOMINANT MALE !!! I BET YOU HE COULD SUPPLY AN ENTIRE THIRD WORLD COUNTRY'S OIL DEMAND WITH THOSE !!! LETS GET A CLOSER LOOKS SHALL WE? THE AFRICANUS CRACK-COCAINUS-DEALERUS IS NOW MAKING A CRACK COCAINE DEAL, HIS PRIDE OF BITCHES ARE NEARBY. SHHHH, WE DONT WANT TO DISTURBE THIS PEACEFULLY CREATURE AS HE IS SELLING HIS CRACK COCAINE. WE'LL IM GOING TO TRY AND SNEAK IN AND CAPTURE HIM, SO WE CAN RELOCATE THEM TO THEIR NATURAL HABITAT, THE STATE PEN. LOOK !!! I C'ONT BELIVE THIS !!! THE MAILMAN HAS ARRIVED AND IS HOLDING 6 WELFARE CHECKS !!!! OH LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE BUGGERS !!!
NOW HE WILL BE ABLE TO BUY A ENTIRE CARTON OF NEWPOTES AND A BOX OF SWISHA SWEETS !!!! CRIKEY !!!
i foget what else i said, but i had EVERYONE on our construction crew on the floor, laughing like CRAZY. some of the guys even started to get tears in their eyes from laughing so fucking hard....
and i just kept it up
i cant remember exaclty what i said, but that fake australian accent, along with my colorful metaphoric descriptions........i was on a fucking roll that day lololol
construction guys are the biggest bunch of fucking assholes out there lol. and you guys wonder where i get it from
this reminds me of the time when i was working as an contruction worker for the school district.
it was one HOT sunny summer day, and we were at a middle school in the MIDDLE of south central la.
worst part of town you could EVER be in.
anyways, we were working in a abandoned classroom, and taking one of our infamous 2 hour breaks (right after lunch) when one of the guys on our crew noticed a couple of homie g's kicking it on the porch of the hosue across the street.
we had just blazed and i was LIT.
i looked out the window and seen Big Perm and a couple of his homies chillin with their hooptie, and talking to some hoes. I walked up to the window, and told the guys to check this out.....
In my best Steve Irwin (australian crocodile hunter guy) voice.....i fucking let loose.
AHOY, THIS IS A SPECIAL TREAT FOKS, WE GOT A ENTIRE CLAN OF AFRICANUS-CRACK-COCAINUS-DEALERUS !!!! THEY ARE ALL STANDING AROUND THE WATERING HOLE AT LAKE OLD ENGLISH. LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE JERRY CURLS ON THE DOMINANT MALE !!! I BET YOU HE COULD SUPPLY AN ENTIRE THIRD WORLD COUNTRY'S OIL DEMAND WITH THOSE !!! LETS GET A CLOSER LOOKS SHALL WE? THE AFRICANUS CRACK-COCAINUS-DEALERUS IS NOW MAKING A CRACK COCAINE DEAL, HIS PRIDE OF BITCHES ARE NEARBY. SHHHH, WE DONT WANT TO DISTURBE THIS PEACEFULLY CREATURE AS HE IS SELLING HIS CRACK COCAINE. WE'LL IM GOING TO TRY AND SNEAK IN AND CAPTURE HIM, SO WE CAN RELOCATE THEM TO THEIR NATURAL HABITAT, THE STATE PEN. LOOK !!! I C'ONT BELIVE THIS !!! THE MAILMAN HAS ARRIVED AND IS HOLDING 6 WELFARE CHECKS !!!! OH LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE BUGGERS !!!
NOW HE WILL BE ABLE TO BUY A ENTIRE CARTON OF NEWPOTES AND A BOX OF SWISHA SWEETS !!!! CRIKEY !!!
i foget what else i said, but i had EVERYONE on our construction crew on the floor, laughing like CRAZY. some of the guys even started to get tears in their eyes from laughing so fucking hard....
and i just kept it up
i cant remember exaclty what i said, but that fake australian accent, along with my colorful metaphoric descriptions........i was on a fucking roll that day lololol
construction guys are the biggest bunch of fucking assholes out there lol. and you guys wonder where i get it from
