problem solvers look!

We may earn a small commission from affiliate links and paid advertisements. Terms


Senior Member
Okay, a friend of my parents called me tonight asking me to help out their 11 yr old daughter... She got a problem at school for extra credit and if she gets the answer she wins a prize... here goes:

what ONE word describes all of these:
1) potato...
2) money...
3) small dwarf like people...
4) mother of all french fries

i can't friggin figure it out!





I think it's Tot though.

-> Steve

Tot funds are foreign currency trades. Tots are Toddlers, Tater tots etcetera.
if the girl isn't smart enough to figure it out on her own why do her parents, you, and all the members of hondaswap have to help her out. ITS EXTRA CREDIT!! It was assigned to HER not the Internet! Jesus, I dont see why people can't let their kids figure shit out on their own.
whoa easy there big shooter- i don't see how us helping the little tyke with her extra credit is going to be detrimental to her development
Originally posted by Slammed90Lude@Feb 25 2004, 07:37 AM
how about "unrelated" ????

:thumbsup: Definitely one word that describes them all.
SPUD: potatoe
SPUD: Mother of french fry
SPUD: short person (anyone remember SPUD WEBB the basketball player?)


i think the word we are looking for is an adjetive, NOT a noun....
go to Iowa and tell them Spuds do not = $$$ :p
Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called
'Yam'. Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots. Yam said not to worry; no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her! But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.

She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her
Shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland. And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries; and also, when she went out West, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.

Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'

Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw! Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she
couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just...................

Are you ready for this?.......................

Are you sure?.................................

OK! Here it is!.................................


Originally posted by 92b16vx+Feb 25 2004, 07:14 AM-->
@Feb 25 2004, 10:10 AM
go to Iowa and tell them Spuds do not = $$$ :p

You mean Idaho, Iowa is corn :)

your a little late on the owned shit...spanky. :roll: <_<