question of the night

[hybrid89]

Originally posted by 92b16vx@Apr 29 2004, 01:17 AM
Vegan for sure. I was for a brief stint, and it wasn't so bad, but not flogging the ol' bishop every now and again is straight up sacraliege.

couldn't of said it batter

 

[E_SolSi]

Originally posted by 92b16vx@Apr 29 2004, 06:47 AM
I think the question needs to be changed from masturbation, to ejaculation. Veganism has no alternitive, you can't say, "well that's why I eat fish", but masturbation, there are too many ways to get around not punching the clown, and still not killing people.

that is the question

both have alternatives

vegans still eat..... they just cant eat (or wear) any type of animal products

no masterbating means exactly that..... there are other ways to get one off without masterbating

 

[posol]

does fucking sheep count as masterbation?
what about putting penut butter on your dick and finding a dog to lick it off?

ok, never mind.

xXx f0 sh0. ain't now way i could last more than a week+ without playing with the purple headed yogurt slinger

 

[complicity]

Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Apr 29 2004, 03:14 PM

xXx f0 sh0. ain't now way i could last more than a week+ without playing with the purple headed yogurt slinger

 

[posol]

well, unless some chick want's to become my fuck buddy... min of once a day.

i have a big dick, and watch a lot of porn, so i know what im doing

hell, if you come twice, i'll eat you out!

come now and get 30% off my next load

lmao

 

[Tonyd0821]

im going with no jerking off....

i cannot fathom the thought of not being able to eat juicy steaks and eggs and chicked and ribs and everything else.

 

[complicity]

Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Apr 29 2004, 03:21 PM
i have a big dick, and watch a lot of porn, so i know what im doing

hell, if you come twice, i'll eat you out!

come now and get 30% off my next load

lmao

Awesome.

I'm sorry but

I'm at work I can't be laughing out loud at this shit I could get in serious trouble

 

[tab]

Michael Jackson can beat it, I'll take the whole right side on the Denny's menu.

Ugly whores are not hard to find around here. If things got too bad, I'd find me a decent girl to bone.

Luckily, I don't have to make this choice

 

[Jeef]

This is a tough choice, but I don't know how I could deal with out the nightly maintenance sessions.

 

[E_SolSi]

welp i figured id let this one go for a while before i threw my vote in

there is no way in hell i would EVER become a vegan

theres plenty of other ways to get one off

 

[saturn_boy96]

Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Apr 29 2004, 03:14 PM
does fucking sheep count as masterbation?
what about putting penut butter on your dick and finding a dog to lick it off?

ok, never mind.

xXx f0 sh0. ain't now way i could last more than a week+ without playing with the purple headed yogurt slinger

ROFL!!!!!!!

that's how i am too.

 

[94RedSiGal]

Originally posted by saturn_boy96+Apr 30 2004, 03:33 AM-->

pissedoffsol

@Apr 29 2004, 03:14 PM
does fucking sheep count as masterbation?
what about putting penut butter on your dick and finding a dog to lick it off?

ok, never mind.

xXx f0 sh0. ain't now way i could last more than a week+ without playing with the purple headed yogurt slinger

ROFL!!!!!!!

that's how i am too.

Wow to the both of you! That's way TMI dudes. Too Much Information, way more than I needed to know!!!!!

 

[phunky.buddha]

 

[90 accord]

Originally posted by 94RedSiGal@Apr 30 2004, 08:42 AM
Wow to the both of you! That's way TMI dudes. Too Much Information, way more than I needed to know!!!!!

you know you do it too

 

[E_SolSi]

Originally posted by 90 accord+Apr 30 2004, 03:38 PM-->

Originally posted by 94RedSiGal@Apr 30 2004, 08:42 AM

Wow to the both of you! That's way TMI dudes. Too Much Information, way more than I needed to know!!!!!

you know you do it too

94RedSiGal@Apr 29 2004, 02:19 AM
I would choose being an omnivore...

nuff said

 

[Smonkeyboy]

ok i voted.

i couldnt give up meat, i just need to find a girl to do my maintenance for me

but the thought of not being able to dring milk, or eat a good Steak and Eggs......

nuff said

 

[xj0hnx]

I'm going to have to argue with the parameters of this question again. Based on nothing more thna the end result of either act. when you have a nice big, juicey burger, you feel full and satisfied, right, eating vegan will leave you wanting more, most noticably the taste of meat. Ok, other than the health aspects of giving up vein clogging burgers, there is nothing real enjoyable about it. OK, on to the point, masturbation is done to acheive an end result, the end result is gratification which can be achieved in other ways, I guess smearing peanut butter on your dick and letting the dog off lick it off is one, but easy enough to achieve in a thirty minute trip to a pro, or a date with a loose piece of wool. If you are going to have one with no options, they should both have no options.

 

[phunky.buddha]

 

[E_SolSi]

Originally posted by 92b16vx@Apr 30 2004, 03:53 PM
I'm going to have to argue with the parameters of this question again. Based on nothing more thna the end result of either act. when you have a nice big, juicey burger, you feel full and satisfied, right, eating vegan will leave you wanting more, most noticably the taste of meat. Ok, other than the health aspects of giving up vein clogging burgers, there is nothing real enjoyable about it. OK, on to the point, masturbation is done to acheive an end result, the end result is gratification which can be achieved in other ways, I guess smearing peanut butter on your dick and letting the dog off lick it off is one, but easy enough to achieve in a thirty minute trip to a pro, or a date with a loose piece of wool. If you are going to have one with no options, they should both have no options.

stop crying

shut up and eat your salad

you chose what you chose.... now live with it

 

[Loco Honkey]

What if you masterbate with raw hamburger meat?