I fucking hate, HATE when people chew food while on the phone. is this call sooooo fucking important that you can't wait to finish chewing that cheeseburger and swallow before you dial the number? finish your food you fucking fatass. i don't want to hear your chomping saliva in my ear. i spend a lot of time on the phone. you are supposed to be talking, not eating. i don't care if you haven't eaten for a month and just got the best filet mignon steak of your life. wait the 30 seconds to call me. i hope you choke on your chips when you try to talk with your mouthful.
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