Bryan checked his rearview mirror when a 5-0 was on his ass, but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-thru donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a doughnut.
So the chase was on, in search of the missing dufflebag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.
Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"
Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he moterboated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hotdog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.
Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes
...But wanted
real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.
In walks Howard Stern to show the BME pain olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...
Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive to
the fun balloon animals he made.