This is all UN POSSIBLE. Everyone knows that WRXs are gods gift to mankind. Talking points:
STis are the fastest cars on earth
They sound like they have cammed v8s
They are AWD and that allows them to reach speeds of 200 mph, do 100 mph around any corner, drive up ski mountains in 4 feet of snow, do jumps off of ramps, go mud bogging, rock crawling and take on Camel's Back on the Rubicon.
WRXs can out handle everything, but they drift when you want them too. They also dominate all track events, autocrosses, drag strips and even those desert airplane races. The state police need satellites to track them because they out run helicopters. And their aluminum hoods and fenders make them completely stealth.
If you get the STi you get a knob on the console that controls gravity, and the wing provides 800 pounds of downforce at 20 mph.
Everyone knows this. Duh.