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"I know she's my ex, but I think it can work if we try again"
"i Do"
Oh yea, I'm a special kind of special.This takes a special kind of stupid
"Hold my beer"
Hey, one time I almost cleared on of those orange safety fences in a single bound. Almost. That would have been sweet. Sweeter than what did happen. Didn't see that car parked there.its not so much that "hold my beer" is stupid to say (unless you are a female and get your ass roofied)... its that whatever happens after "hold my beer" will either be the most awesome thing in history (unlikely) or the most epic fail imaginable (very likely)