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a backpack.tape em to your helmet,stick em in your pocket(hoping they dont break)
 
backpack would work. you put the wine in the center, wrap each glass in a dishtowel and put one on each side of the bottle. slide a lightweight throw or blanket in over the top. put the corkscrew in an outer pocket along with a lighter and a coupla votives and breathmints (wine can leave you with a funky aftertaste) for after the sun goes down.
 
"So, how was the wine?" :cool:
"Pretty good, I guess" :mellow:
"You feeling tipsy at all?" ;)
"Uh, I'm not sure" :unsure:
"I brought some breath mints if you wanna make out" :shades:
"Uuuhhhh" :huh:
"That's cool, we can just skip the kissing part if you want" :boff:
 
I do know that bike ride is out of the question: It's an intimate contact, and prolly an unwelcome on her behalf (After meeting someone you hate, should to latch onto their backs for the ride home ? ) and makes me too nervous to pilot a 150+ hp bike.
the first time i met marsha in person, i picked her up on my R6 and we went to dinner. it was great. if she was a slut, i would have gotten laid. ^_^ thank god she's a good girl.

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You sure that's a smart idea to go drink half a bottle of wine then ride your bike home, especially w/ someone else on it?

I mean, the idea is good up until the point when you realize that you have to get home somehow. unless you kill time at the park for a while....
 
backpack would work. you put the wine in the center, wrap each glass in a dishtowel and put one on each side of the bottle. slide a lightweight throw or blanket in over the top. put the corkscrew in an outer pocket along with a lighter and a coupla votives and breathmints (wine can leave you with a funky aftertaste) for after the sun goes down.
<---thoughth the same thing-besides the corkscrew,votives,lighter,and breathmints...lol oops
 
unless you kill time at the park for a while....
yeah this is the main idea. hit the wine pretty good for the first hour, have something to focus on besides your nerves = the sunset/view and smalltalk. let the buzz hit and maybe flirt, makeout, or at least have a deep conversation, all of which should take at least an hour or so, = no problems with the wine. but yeah, your call. obviously the idea is to make the girl drink most of the wine, you just kinda have yours around to make her feel comfortable.

wine, women, and :eek:
 
yeah this is the main idea. hit the wine pretty good for the first hour, have something to focus on besides your nerves = the sunset/view and smalltalk. let the buzz hit and maybe flirt, makeout, or at least have a deep conversation, all of which should take at least an hour or so, = no problems with the wine. but yeah, your call. obviously the idea is to make the girl drink most of the wine, you just kinda have yours around to make her feel comfortable.

wine, women, and :eek:
where are these girls who kiss on the first date. i want to meet me some of them if i become single again. ^_^
 
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"HEEEEEEEYY Everyone have ya seen mah balls, they're big and chocolate and BROWN! If you ever need a quick pick - me up, just put mah balls in yer mouth !"

Got stood up for the date. No return call. I seem to be having some real issues "closing the deal". It's been like 5 girls in 2 months. They seem real interested, then I dunno... Archangel Gabriel appears to them at night and warns them or something.
 
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