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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church and sat down in a confessional box, saying nothing.

    The bewildered priest coughed to attract his attention, but still the man said nothing.

    The priest then knocked on the wall in a final attempt to get the man to speak.

    Finally, the drunk replied "No use knockin', man. There's no paper in this one either."
     
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    sloazcrx Senior Member

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    lmao
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    driver1 Senior Member

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    haha thats funny shit.......
     
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    Old one, but funny :)
     
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    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    Def_Jam Senior Member

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    :bo: :bo: :bo: :bo: :bo:
     
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    we really need a pinned joke thread
     
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    yea thats pretty gay lol....still brought a smile to my face though
     
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    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    :werd:
     
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    Cashizslick !i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!

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    Literally
     
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    :bo: :bo:.......speaking of priests..3 priests at my local church got arrested for sexual molestation of the young'n..and the bad part: my parents told me one of them was the dude who babtised(sp) me :( , ....

    DAMNIT...
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    haha that would suck. :)

    h22=owned. :p
     
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    good times... :p
     
  16. rudeludenotmeanthough

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    why was i thinkin this was gonna be about the sol? i was expecting.... "hey the sol is done!"


    hhahhaa.... damn... are you ever gonna work on that thing again? or are you still tryin to move out?
     
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    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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