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Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Battle Pope, Mar 23, 2007.

  1. Battle Pope

    Battle Pope New Member

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    Coming out of lurker mode to post a joke I got in my email this morning.

    A man dies and goes to heaven looking around he notices there are clocks everywhere.
    He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
    St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
    Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
    "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
    Incredible", said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
    That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
    Where's Bush's clock?" the man asked.
    St. Peter replied "It's in Jesus's office: He's using it as a ceiling Fan......
     
  2. eg6sir

    eg6sir Supa Mod Moderator VIP

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    repost y0.. i posted this yesterday.. but the final clock was Hillary's in mine
     
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    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    omg, you're alive.
     
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    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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  6. Battle Pope

    Battle Pope New Member

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    Heya Steve, Mike, how's it going?

    I sort of keep up on the board, just really don't post much anymore. Some folks around I don't recognize.

    Maybe I'll have to post for awhile again, I see I've fallen out of Steve's sig. Time to crack open the 'ol jar of crushing wit.
     
  7. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    we miss your post whoring ass. get back on the game.
     
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    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    OMGHi2U!!!!1111!1!one


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    WERD! I dont know you...but you need to get back to posting...right about now!...lol
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    funk soul poster check it out now
     
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