We're headed to Crue Fest II at the dallas superpages.com center tomorrow. Beer is $9 a bottle, Mixed are $11 each, and water is $4 a bottle.. And you have to stand in line an hour or better to get any of the above. They can eat shit and die. So, my clever idea is to bring several bottles of aquafina, fill one with vodka (I can remove and replace the lid without messing up the safety seal).. If they make me ditch the water at the door, so be it, if they let it in... score. But I need a backup plan. Like, carrying a jack daniels bottle in my hand (full of tea) as a distraction that they can remove.. Then having the actual booze in flasks or something.. A pat down would nail me though.. Ideas? Maybe have a vodka bottle full of water and an aquafina bottle full of vodka.. Ditch the booze bottle? Would they flat ass refuse my entry if I had that on me?