Good job, i want to quit , but i love smoking.
Me+Marlboro= teh sex.
My GF smokes too, easier to not quit i guess.
Actually, everyone in my family smokes... im only on year 6.
Once i quit cold turkey, and i hated the smell and taste too, then i smoked a newport and it tasted good, and well i love smoking, smoking is great.
Good job B, take a mental smoke break-> "This cigarette is better than that one i had after waiting 8 hours for the dickhead to get me my freaking carton of meatloaf off the shelf."
"I no longer want to stab everything that moves, i am just going to stare into the sunset and remember that smoking 1 pack per day is $1700 per year.
That $1700 could go towards the purchase of 566 gallons of gas.
566 gallons of gas in my car will allow me to drive 6,800 miles"
Seriously, if i quit today, i would put $5 per day into a jar, and next september i would buy myself a FHUCXING TRUBO KITT OMG WTL FOL1!1!ONEeleventwelvethirteen!111