I figured if i had some pretty good stories, there must be a lot more out there. So heres where you can tell everyone all about them. Ill go first Today, i was given the task of removing a siezed trailer hitch from a dodge caravan. After much hammering, sweating and swearing, I decided it was time to get serious. I wrapped a chain around one of the columns between two of the garage doors and attached the other end to the hitch, hopped in the van and proceeded to try and drive away. I soon reached the end of the chain and the whole van stopped immediately, being very angry at this point, i floor the dam thing and start spinning the tires. Picture this, an angry, dirty mechanic, sitting in a van that is chained to a wall, with his head stuck out the window, looking backward yelling "common you mutherfucker " with the tires smoking away as shocked customers shield thier childrens ears. After filling the shop with smoke and getting no where, i gave up and went home. The van is still probobly chained to the wall right now.