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Oh, and did I tell you I'm seeing a 19 year old girl that digs me, I own a super bike, a house and a 1500 sq ft garage ? :D

you're bragging to the wrong person hommie
steve, don't you still live with your mom? or is she considered your roommate? ^_^
 
Just got to talking to another woman here, ultra-high position network engineer for British Telecom. New to the area, avid rider. Wants to go on some rides.

This is getting easy now. I'm going to get her out and pass her over to my accountant. He's dying from desolation.
 
steve, don't you still live with your mom? or is she considered your roommate? ^_^

Yeah, she lives in my house for now. She saved up the money to get out, then my gf left me and I lost my job so she helped me stay afloat.

And her and the new girl are friends already (They worked together, it's how I met her) so she has no problem with it.

My ex though, that screeching bitch hates my mother.
 
mother approval is the key to any relationship. congrats.
 
Went away this weekend to Assachussetts to my nephew's (Plural) graduations. Came back, went out with her - SEALED THE DEAL !


She likes me, we had a good time on the beach at midnight. Great weather, great conversation. Lots of things learned.
 
I'm TOTALLY stoked. I finally snapped out of this weekend, when I was away. I was sitting in my stank-ass motel room and reviewing the little things I had on me.

I packed my bike bags because I was going to take the bike. But then a "storm" approached (Which was a sham) and I wound up going up with my mom in her car. so I had nothing to do in the motel room.

I was reviewing emails and texts and getting an idea of what was going on. I realised that several times in her messages she told me how much she liked me, but it never dawned on me. My last girlfriend NEVER (Well, not in about 4 or so years) told me anything good about me. She never offered any encouragement or anything. And this girl was doing that. I kinda forgot, that I forgot, where I stand.

And after coming home, she thought I was being distant about us because of how I was acting. And it depressed her to a point of wanting to give up. I turned on the TV in my motel room, and watched one of the Tom Selleck episodes of Friends. And it all clicked.

The age thing was, or isn't, that big of a deal. I'm a bit fucked up, but I'm not "boiler explosion" ugly, I'm not a couch potato, and I'm not some old, stay-at-home fuck that collects DVDs. Regardless of age, she prolly likes me because I'm cool and can actually accept the fact that I am the way I am because I have experience.

YAY
 
wow,congrats man..its amazing what stepping back and taking a real hard look at the situation.will make you realize
 
I'm building her a birthday gift.

I'm making her a Jacob's Ladder. She has other people in her house, so It's not complete because now I have to enclose it in a case. In my house, I have no kids and everyone around me pretty much knows that my house has within it 20 horrible ways to die.
 
well is she officially your "girlfriend" now, or is it just an unspoken commitment?
 
I'm building her a birthday gift.

I'm making her a Jacob's Ladder. She has other people in her house, so It's not complete because now I have to enclose it in a case. In my house, I have no kids and everyone around me pretty much knows that my house has within it 20 horrible ways to die.

seriously, i know this is not what you're building her, but it made me :lmao:

jacobsladder.jpg


and god love google, and this guy.
 
well is she officially your "girlfriend" now, or is it just an unspoken commitment?
To be exact, she declared her affection for me last night, and I her.

We're dating, and it's exclusive (On my part because when I'm focused on one woman, I have blinders on to the rest of the world) and her behalf because she's a stranger in town with a misanthropic attitude. She said "Thank SATAN I met you".
 
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