Such a thing as too many bj's?

[get_nick]

So marsha wanted me to start a thread about what is too many bj's. We were looking at engagement rings today and she found one that she liked and it was $14,000. She offered 14,000 blow jobs for it, but then told me that it would get boring for the guy.

so we ask the question, is that too many blow jobs from one person?

 

[t3t4delsol]

no, there not such thing as to many bjs, even if you need to go to the doctor for some ointment because your chafing

 

[B16RacerN2NR]

Well I can only speak for myself but i don't get the same 'type' of blow job everytime so my answer is no. She gives me a good variety so I don't get bored.

14,000 blow jobs... Imagine if a girl gave that many during the 'dating' stage of her life. I'd feel very bad for the guy who she decides to settle down with lol.

 

[Briansol]

14 grand for a ring? fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk that.

3-5k, tops.

 

[Battle Pope]

14k for an engagement ring is pretty inane.

MAYBE for a wedding ring. but if I could afford a 14k ring I'd be doing way more productive things with the money, for the good of both of us in the long term.

 

[B16RacerN2NR]

14 grand for a ring? fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk that.

3-5k, tops.

I agree. My girlfriend is very simple when it comes to engagement rings. All she wants is a white gold band with at least 1 1/4 carat solitare(sp?) to a 2 carat. She thinks any solitare bigger than 2 carats just looks stupid. But she also said she's not gonna argue if I get her a big ass solitare and I don't blame her lol. Fucking women lol.

Also, I've found places with 2 carat solitares, priced around $3200 on average. They don't have the best clarity and all the jazz but they are still very impressive.

 

[phyregod]

14k ring, you could talk they salesman down to 10k. Wave cash at his face. But collect the 14000 bj's.

Or be a real dick, get a similar (but better looking) ring in white gold and CZ and collect 14k BJs for ~$100.

Me? I bought my wife the biggest baddest ring I could afford. And she has scratched the everloving fuck out of me with said ring multiple times, drawing blood here and there. She even destroyed the driver's window tint on the integra by scratching the window reaching for the seat belt.

Then I bought her some nice, flawless, certified, platinum set diamond earrings. Gorgeous. Fucking beautiful. I shopped for earrings for months before I found the perfect set. I laid down a retarded amount of money, and now one of them is fucking missing.

Lesson learned? Perhaps I'll become the ~$100 cz dick.

 

[awptickes]

I agree with phyregod.

Give her a CZ, and just don't say anything. Hopefully she isn't the kind of girl that'll run out and get it apraised. :/

EDIT:
How are you going to keep track of all of them? You know how long that'll take? Heh.

 

[YBLEGAL]

taha, ya hopefully that doesnt go on for a while, and then to finish the deal you end up getting stuck having to buy like 7000 pills of viagra or who knows what....

But to directly answer the thread title: No.

 

[whiterabbit06]

I don't think there is such a thing as too many. I do agree though that is a little much for and engagement ring. The one I got my wife was like $1k and her wedding ring was like $3k.

 

[SlushboxTeggy]

Why does this only seem to work one way? A woman performing in the bedroom for compensation I mean. I'm going to ask the girl I'm dating to buy me an EG and in return I'll eat the box 3k times. I don't think it will work though.

But to answer the question, hell no. And if she honors her word you have avoided the "no blowjobs after marriage" thing. Seriously, it would be one a day for 38.356 years. I think 14k is a fair price to pay for being able to go to bed relaxed for almost 40 years.

 

[oneofakinduserid]

hell.. 14,000.. that's going to bed relaxed, ,waking up relaxed, driving to the store relaxed, dressing room at the mall relaxed.. haha.. go for it man.. you'll be the most relaxed guy in the world haha

 

[Celerity]

How about some other deals ? Like "I'll take 2 blowjobs off if you get a standin" and "we'll take 4 off if it's you and some friends"

Creative accounting, it's the Yankee Peddler way.

 

[Capt. Orygun]

so we ask the question, is that too many blow jobs from one person?

BJ's are like stock portfolio's they should be diversified, consider talking to her friends about "sharing the load(s)"

Assuming you can get 3 BJ's a week it would take 89 yrs to receive 14K BJ's. At 110 I'm sure she's give tooth free head but I don't know if the quality is there.

As to your original question "Such a thing as too many BJ's?" the answer is

only if your addicted to crack

 

[get_nick]

ok boys, you are missing the point.

a)she just LIKED the $14k ring. but she has really small hands and didn't really want it. it was too big and would catch on stuff.
b)teh ring she does want is $4800. very beautiful ring and fits her well.
3)she performs anyways, just the $14k was a conversation piece.

way to dwell on the non-important stuff. sheesh.

 

[eg6sir]

14 grand for a ring? fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk that.

3-5k, tops.

more like 1.5-2.5k tops.. haha

 

[Celerity]

14 grand for a ring? fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk that.

3-5k, tops.

I thought 3 months salary was the standard formula ?

 

[SlushboxTeggy]

I thought 3 months salary was the standard formula ?

I need to get married now... I'm in between jobs.

 

[get_nick]

I thought 3 months salary was the standard formula ?

bastard!

it's a scheme from the jews. bah

 

[Celerity]

Its cheaper to fly to NY from WA, shop for the stone, then get it set in the Diamond district. Seriously a custom built ring is like 10% of it's glass-case price.