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it would be so worth it just for the WTF look on his face
bonus points for singing happy birthday in klingon
you gotta wait till things really get going and yell something like WARP 5!, or beam me up scotty, or ENGAGE!
you gotta wait till things really get going and yell something like WARP 5!, or beam me up scotty, or ENGAGE!
your shuttle is entering my bay! My plasma conduit is about to overload! Fire your photon torpedos! I wouldn't last 30 seconds if my wife talked dirty to me like that.
i've made donkey noises right at my climax just to mess with my girlfriend before. She busted out laughing, it was totally worth it.
Dream Ghost of Abraham Lincoln said:A penny saved is a penny earned; a penny spent is a penny spurned.
lmao
when she laughed, she tightened up.
when she laughed, she tightened up.
i wonder if that bruises the meat.