$10 million Bat Mitzvah

[reckedracing]

so apparently this guy threw a 10 mil birthday party for his 13 year old daughter...

this is absurd in itself, but where he got his money is even more interesting...

apparently he owns a company that makes bullet proof vests, and he made BANK from the iraq war, got a 13,000% raise, etc etc, and it appears that the vests can;t even stop a 9mm round, and over 5000 have been recalled by the marines...
great...

i would still bang his daughter though, she's a rich bisch

pics
http://tabloidbaby.blogspot.com/2005/11/ex...vahpalooza.html

bulletproof vest story
http://www.guerrillanews.com/articles/1915...ion_Bat_Mitzvah

For his estimated $500,000, I hear that 50 Cent performed only four or five songs - and badly - though he did manage to work in the lyric, "Go shorty, it's your bat miztvah, we gonna party like it's your bat mitzvah."

At one point, I'm told, one of Fitty's beefy bodyguards blocked shots of his boss performing and batted down the kids' cameras, shouting "No pictures! No pictures!" - even preventing Brooks' personal videographers and photographers from capturing 50 Cent's bat-miztvah moment.

"Fitty and his posse smelled like an open bottle of Hennessy," a witness told told me, adding that when the departing rapper prepared to enter his limo in the loading dock, a naked woman was spotted inside.

 

[posol]

images are t3h dead.

and he's jewish... why do you think that stereo type exists???

 

[swanny]

Jewish stereotypes:
Big Nose: check
Buttloads of ill-gotten money: check

 

[reckedracing]

Jewish stereotypes:
Big Nose: check

it might be a sickness but i love the jewish girl nose...

 

[posol]

you might be gay.


you want the schnooz to tickle your ass?

 

[E_SolSi]

that motherfucker should be burned alive

 

[hosmer]

especially a 13 year old schnooz

 

[reckedracing]

you might be gay.


you want the schnooz to tickle your ass?

nah, for some reason i just like the horse face look... no idea why
and jewish chicks give the best head ev4r...
JAP head FTW

 

[swanny]

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you might be gay.


you want the schnooz to tickle your ass?

nah, for some reason i just like the horse face look... no idea why
and jewish chicks give the best head ev4r...
JAP head FTW

How can they give good head if their nose is probing your belly button? Forget any chance of deep throating.

 

[reckedracing]

How can they give good head if their nose is probing your belly button? Forget any chance of deep throating.

you have NO idea dude, NO IDEA...


nose is cartilage, thus movable, nothing like having a nose smushed against your stomach as she's trying to get it all, lol

 

[swanny]

Alright, i'll give you this one. I had an old roomie who was doing a horse-face lookin' hoe and she was supposedly pretty decent in the sack.

 

[hosmer]

we all know the black girls give the best head

 

[posol]

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i just like the horse face look

"Neeeeiiiiggggghhhhhh" means "no"

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we all know the black girls give the best head

not true. ask me how i know.

 

[hosmer]

toofy?

 

[posol]

Naw, no scrapage... it just wasn't anything special...

 

[hosmer]

the 2 I had were awfully good

 

[reckedracing]

"Neeeeiiiiggggghhhhhh" means "no"

lol, is that a translation from hebrew? or horsebrew?

Naw, no scrapage... it just wasn't anything special...

and wow, thats really disappointing, i always thought that would be true too...

 

[SlushboxTeggy]

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we all know the black girls give the best head

i thought we all agreed in the other thread that chubby chicks give the best head. but what about a chubby, jewish, black chick? hmmm.

 

[swanny]

Someone chop a big schnoz on that elephant toe chick.

 

[posol]

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lol, is that a translation from hebrew? or horsebrew?

no, its a rendition of

"Baaaaah means no"

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=492