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Afipunktwentyone: wtf, ur car made it to work?
Auto response from pissedoffsolwork: brb
pissedoffsolwork: dude
pissedoffsolwork: wtf
Afipunktwentyone: ?
pissedoffsolwork: heres the story
pissedoffsolwork: so i go home fro work this morning theres liek 3 inches of snow
pissedoffsolwork: not a big deal
pissedoffsolwork: about 10am, my boss calls me up
pissedoffsolwork: hes like- were going to have you work from home tonight
pissedoffsolwork: cuz its going to be really bad
pissedoffsolwork: im like- no biggie-
pissedoffsolwork: so i come back
pissedoffsolwork: to set up my laptop to VPN in to our systems and to pick up a cell phone
pissedoffsolwork: now, through qwest communications, we are allowed to switch out 800 number from our T to any swicthed line- aka our cell phone
pissedoffsolwork: 11:45 im on the phone with them trying to switch the phone over
pissedoffsolwork: no problem - they say it will take 2-3 min to switch
Afipunktwentyone: 11 am or pm?
pissedoffsolwork: 15 min later, i test call in, and i get the T
pissedoffsolwork: pm
pissedoffsolwork: im lik eWTF- that should have rang the cell phone
pissedoffsolwork: so i call back qwest-
pissedoffsolwork: they say its all set and says its ringing the cell phone
pissedoffsolwork: 12:10, another test call- i get the 2nd shift chick again still there waiting for me
pissedoffsolwork: i tell her to hang on a couple more min
pissedoffsolwork: 12:15- test call- get her again.
pissedoffsolwork: call back qwest. the line is not pointing to the T anymore.
pissedoffsolwork: wtf.
pissedoffsolwork: yet, im still getting the T
pissedoffsolwork: i say fuck it- pack up and head to work
Afipunktwentyone: :-(
pissedoffsolwork: 3 snowbanks and getting suck 2 times later, i get to our parking lot
Afipunktwentyone: technology fuggin sux
pissedoffsolwork: which has been plowed in about as high as my car
pissedoffsolwork: i make like half baked, and "make a run for it B"
Afipunktwentyone: lol!
pissedoffsolwork: failure. the nose of my car is burried up to the widshield of this 6 foot snow bank
pissedoffsolwork: lol
pissedoffsolwork: 30 mph into a 6 foot tall snow bank i guess just wans't enoguh
Afipunktwentyone: take a pic, I sahll 0wn it
pissedoffsolwork: hahahaha
pissedoffsolwork: i don't have my camera on me- and i dug it out anyway
Afipunktwentyone: omg, u drive to plow THRU it?
pissedoffsolwork: yeah- the road is 5 lanes wide-
Afipunktwentyone: where's a ricer wing when u need it?
pissedoffsolwork: and i cane down the road at like 20 mph in the wrong lane- cut acorss and floored it
pissedoffsolwork: hahaah
pissedoffsolwork: got half way in
pissedoffsolwork: lol
pissedoffsolwork: thing is- all this snow is fluffy shit
pissedoffsolwork: its not wet at all
pissedoffsolwork: very light
Afipunktwentyone: but it;s sticking?
pissedoffsolwork: i figured id bomb through it no problem
pissedoffsolwork: if its cold, it will stick-
pissedoffsolwork: but you couldn't make a snowball with this snow
pissedoffsolwork: it just wont compress in cuz its too dry
pissedoffsolwork: wet snow is heavy and sticks well
Afipunktwentyone: <--I lived in Alaska, you aint got shit on me, mang
Afipunktwentyone: so it's all light and fluffy?
pissedoffsolwork: lol
pissedoffsolwork: yeah
pissedoffsolwork: but theres like 2 feet of it
pissedoffsolwork: haha
Afipunktwentyone: petter than 3 inches of ince on the ground
Afipunktwentyone: ice*
Afipunktwentyone: better*
pissedoffsolwork: its all ice where the plowed
pissedoffsolwork: from peeps driving on it
pissedoffsolwork: anyway- i get to work at liek 1235
Afipunktwentyone: how wide was the snow bank you drive to suicide drive thru?
pissedoffsolwork: i grab a shovel and start digging my self out
pissedoffsolwork: average snow bank dude- it was the road plow
pissedoffsolwork: about 6 feet tall, 3 wide and /\ shaped
Afipunktwentyone: gonna call ur ass osama now
pissedoffsolwork: so probably 5 feet at the bottom
pissedoffsolwork: haha
pissedoffsolwork: i got in pretty good- dug out my front end
pissedoffsolwork: tunneled through the rest of the way into a parking spot
pissedoffsolwork: go inside
Afipunktwentyone: and what would happened if you car got lodged in right under the 6 foot snow bank?
pissedoffsolwork: hold phone
pissedoffsolwork: ok
pissedoffsolwork: it would stay there till morning
pissedoffsolwork: when maintence comes with the steam shovel to plow the parking lot
Afipunktwentyone: no, look
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Afipunktwentyone: err, hold on
pissedoffsolwork: haha
Afipunktwentyone:
___________
/ \
/ \
/ \ /--Point of impact
/ your (you) car ==============
pissedoffsolwork: haha
pissedoffsolwork: naw
pissedoffsolwork: let me whip up MS paint y-
Afipunktwentyone: haha
Afipunktwentyone: just move down here, and get laid contantly
pissedoffsolwork: https://hondaswap.com/gallery/images/s3...51cf1c156b3.jpg
pissedoffsolwork: lmmmfao
pissedoffsolwork: but thats what it looked like
Afipunktwentyone: P4!Nt 0wnz
Afipunktwentyone: wtf, ur car made it to work?
Auto response from pissedoffsolwork: brb
pissedoffsolwork: dude
pissedoffsolwork: wtf
Afipunktwentyone: ?
pissedoffsolwork: heres the story
pissedoffsolwork: so i go home fro work this morning theres liek 3 inches of snow
pissedoffsolwork: not a big deal
pissedoffsolwork: about 10am, my boss calls me up
pissedoffsolwork: hes like- were going to have you work from home tonight
pissedoffsolwork: cuz its going to be really bad
pissedoffsolwork: im like- no biggie-
pissedoffsolwork: so i come back
pissedoffsolwork: to set up my laptop to VPN in to our systems and to pick up a cell phone
pissedoffsolwork: now, through qwest communications, we are allowed to switch out 800 number from our T to any swicthed line- aka our cell phone
pissedoffsolwork: 11:45 im on the phone with them trying to switch the phone over
pissedoffsolwork: no problem - they say it will take 2-3 min to switch
Afipunktwentyone: 11 am or pm?
pissedoffsolwork: 15 min later, i test call in, and i get the T
pissedoffsolwork: pm
pissedoffsolwork: im lik eWTF- that should have rang the cell phone
pissedoffsolwork: so i call back qwest-
pissedoffsolwork: they say its all set and says its ringing the cell phone
pissedoffsolwork: 12:10, another test call- i get the 2nd shift chick again still there waiting for me
pissedoffsolwork: i tell her to hang on a couple more min
pissedoffsolwork: 12:15- test call- get her again.
pissedoffsolwork: call back qwest. the line is not pointing to the T anymore.
pissedoffsolwork: wtf.
pissedoffsolwork: yet, im still getting the T
pissedoffsolwork: i say fuck it- pack up and head to work
Afipunktwentyone: :-(
pissedoffsolwork: 3 snowbanks and getting suck 2 times later, i get to our parking lot
Afipunktwentyone: technology fuggin sux
pissedoffsolwork: which has been plowed in about as high as my car
pissedoffsolwork: i make like half baked, and "make a run for it B"
Afipunktwentyone: lol!
pissedoffsolwork: failure. the nose of my car is burried up to the widshield of this 6 foot snow bank
pissedoffsolwork: lol
pissedoffsolwork: 30 mph into a 6 foot tall snow bank i guess just wans't enoguh
Afipunktwentyone: take a pic, I sahll 0wn it
pissedoffsolwork: hahahaha
pissedoffsolwork: i don't have my camera on me- and i dug it out anyway
Afipunktwentyone: omg, u drive to plow THRU it?
pissedoffsolwork: yeah- the road is 5 lanes wide-
Afipunktwentyone: where's a ricer wing when u need it?
pissedoffsolwork: and i cane down the road at like 20 mph in the wrong lane- cut acorss and floored it
pissedoffsolwork: hahaah
pissedoffsolwork: got half way in
pissedoffsolwork: lol
pissedoffsolwork: thing is- all this snow is fluffy shit
pissedoffsolwork: its not wet at all
pissedoffsolwork: very light
Afipunktwentyone: but it;s sticking?
pissedoffsolwork: i figured id bomb through it no problem
pissedoffsolwork: if its cold, it will stick-
pissedoffsolwork: but you couldn't make a snowball with this snow
pissedoffsolwork: it just wont compress in cuz its too dry
pissedoffsolwork: wet snow is heavy and sticks well
Afipunktwentyone: <--I lived in Alaska, you aint got shit on me, mang
Afipunktwentyone: so it's all light and fluffy?
pissedoffsolwork: lol
pissedoffsolwork: yeah
pissedoffsolwork: but theres like 2 feet of it
pissedoffsolwork: haha
Afipunktwentyone: petter than 3 inches of ince on the ground
Afipunktwentyone: ice*
Afipunktwentyone: better*
pissedoffsolwork: its all ice where the plowed
pissedoffsolwork: from peeps driving on it
pissedoffsolwork: anyway- i get to work at liek 1235
Afipunktwentyone: how wide was the snow bank you drive to suicide drive thru?
pissedoffsolwork: i grab a shovel and start digging my self out
pissedoffsolwork: average snow bank dude- it was the road plow
pissedoffsolwork: about 6 feet tall, 3 wide and /\ shaped
Afipunktwentyone: gonna call ur ass osama now
pissedoffsolwork: so probably 5 feet at the bottom
pissedoffsolwork: haha
pissedoffsolwork: i got in pretty good- dug out my front end
pissedoffsolwork: tunneled through the rest of the way into a parking spot
pissedoffsolwork: go inside
Afipunktwentyone: and what would happened if you car got lodged in right under the 6 foot snow bank?
pissedoffsolwork: hold phone
pissedoffsolwork: ok
pissedoffsolwork: it would stay there till morning
pissedoffsolwork: when maintence comes with the steam shovel to plow the parking lot
Afipunktwentyone: no, look
_____________
/ \
Afipunktwentyone: err, hold on
pissedoffsolwork: haha
Afipunktwentyone:
___________
/ \
/ \
/ \ /--Point of impact
/ your (you) car ==============
pissedoffsolwork: haha
pissedoffsolwork: naw
pissedoffsolwork: let me whip up MS paint y-
Afipunktwentyone: haha
Afipunktwentyone: just move down here, and get laid contantly
pissedoffsolwork: https://hondaswap.com/gallery/images/s3...51cf1c156b3.jpg
pissedoffsolwork: lmmmfao
pissedoffsolwork: but thats what it looked like
Afipunktwentyone: P4!Nt 0wnz
