used numbing condoms?
Girl that I used to f on a regular basis, conned me into a booty call last night.
After a couple BJ's and an hour or so of sex and her riding her brains out <which to me is somehow very humorous, watching a girl trying her hardest to make you finish and then tiring herself out> I can't finish during sex.
I get the text message this morning, "Oh, I know why you couldn't finish!" to which I immediately think - must have been the condoms - and I get the text message, "I accidentally bought numbing sensation <or whatever they're called> condoms".
Her boyfriend or ex-boyfriend or whatever the fuck he is, just shipped off to the marines but apparently it was either a mistake on her part buying them or he had a little premature problem. My condoms were all cold from being in my car, so I wound up using the ones she had.
Also, I kept thinking the condom broke because it was making the tip feel weird like it busted through the top of the condom.
Cliff notes;
Who has used these things and why?
Condoms should be called stinging sensations and "no cumming for you" sensations.
I'm going to start banging girls raw dog since I hate condoms.
Girl that I used to f on a regular basis, conned me into a booty call last night.
After a couple BJ's and an hour or so of sex and her riding her brains out <which to me is somehow very humorous, watching a girl trying her hardest to make you finish and then tiring herself out> I can't finish during sex.
I get the text message this morning, "Oh, I know why you couldn't finish!" to which I immediately think - must have been the condoms - and I get the text message, "I accidentally bought numbing sensation <or whatever they're called> condoms".
Her boyfriend or ex-boyfriend or whatever the fuck he is, just shipped off to the marines but apparently it was either a mistake on her part buying them or he had a little premature problem. My condoms were all cold from being in my car, so I wound up using the ones she had.
Also, I kept thinking the condom broke because it was making the tip feel weird like it busted through the top of the condom.
Cliff notes;
Who has used these things and why?
Condoms should be called stinging sensations and "no cumming for you" sensations.
I'm going to start banging girls raw dog since I hate condoms.