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So is masturbation.
I either leave my jewels in a chest and they get stolen, or I die in a random cave 80 miles from spawn. fucking A.
Of course when I spawn its night time, so I die again. Next time I spawn I finally get back to that cave, but I can't find my way in. That shit had so many twists and turns. I'm going to stick to strip mining and helping on our downtown. One of these days I'm going to go level out that stupid fucking spawn. It's so ridiculously hilly that you can't see anything when you're trying to find your way inside somewhere.