My own Breakfast

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Sabz5150 said:
Intelligence Quotient. That's fuckin' simple.

If you base me upon my "god dream", you're seriously gone.

If you want to bitch grammar, your commas are misplaced in your first sentence and you need no commas whatsoever in your second. Don't grammar-nazi me.
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IQ comment = joke
I do not base you on anything. I am just reacting and commenting on what you type and what we have been discussing.
As far as the commas are concerned, they are not incorrect. They are placed where I pause when I speak. Sentences can be read at different cadences. If you read the second sentence quickly, they are unnecessary, just like in this one.


Sabz5150 said:
Really? Explains why I'm getting married in... two months! (I turn in my pair on Aug 9) Little Scottish blonde. My wrongness seems to get me back and neck massages daily. Sex is constant :D And brains? The high school she attended was recognized as one of twenty-one public elite schools in the US (i.e. you must be "gifted" to attend).

Yeah, so much wrongness. How's your game?
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We've been over all this in the My Own Breakfast thread and the There's This Girl thread. It is never as simple as being yourself, honest, and real. As for my game, I am engaged to a small blonde Irish grad student. There's a picture of our hands and the ring in the Too Many Blowjobs thread. Sounds like we are somewhat on par with each other? Anyway, don't take things so personally. I say things tongue in cheek and am often misunderstood.
 
UNDR8D said:
IQ comment = joke
I do not base you on anything. I am just reacting and commenting on what you type and what we have been discussing.
As far as the commas are concerned, they are not incorrect. They are placed where I pause when I speak. Sentences can be read at different cadences. If you read the second sentence quickly, they are unnecessary, just like in this one.

The first one there was a single subject: me. In this sentence you are changing the subject from the sentence itself to the commas then back to the sentence again. This requires said commas. If you nix 'just like this one' then the remaining comma becomes unnecessary because you then have a single subject: the commas.

Okay, okay fine. Grammar nazi off. I don't like 'em, we don't need to get into that catfight.

We've been over all this in the My Own Breakfast thread and the There's This Girl thread. It is never as simple as being yourself, honest, and real. As for my game, I am engaged to a small blonde Irish grad student. There's a picture of our hands and the ring in the Too Many Blowjobs thread. Sounds like we are somewhat on par with each other? Anyway, don't take things so personally. I say things tongue in cheek and am often misunderstood.
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Sorry, I don't go into threads with blowjob or other similar things in the topic... too many times has the internet burned me... the images, they never go away.

Never go away. :eek:

Oh, and if it's not Scottish it's CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP! j/j :D
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ANYWAY

My interest in this black girl is fading off. Shame. I have to avoid the cafeteria today (I'm poorer than poor this week) so i may be able to slide down to her desk and slip her my number. But that's about it.

My ex contacted me out of the blue last night, "How are things" "Fucking great" "Doesn't sound too great" "Well this week I'm dating a black girl, but she's another young one"
 
Hopefully a teenager heals up faster and better 4 years after the fact.

God, that's sick. And I'm Celerity, and saying that's sick.
 
You know, I'd like to stay here at work, and surf more. But the big-boss just told me to go home and have a nice weekend.
 
UNDR8D said:
No no no. Not floppy and beat up. Just, pink on the inside brown on the outside.
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People that describe races in terms of food .. "cocoa, Chocolate, mocha" need to be lined up and gunned down.
 
You are slipping further into senility every day I swear. What does that have to do with anything I said? Black pussy is pink on the inside and brown on the outside, like roast beef. I'm not calling her a mocha princess or a butter pecan rican or anything stupid like that. You have verbal diarrhea sometimes.
 
I do, my brain totally isn't functioning today.

I did however, spend breakfast with her. She's pretty cool - And says she "wants to be alone. I mean, friends can come over - as long as they leave everybody will be ok". Her last boyfriend I guess did the scorched earth thing, and left nothing in tact on his way out. Ruined credit, blah blah. Apparently she used to make loads of money as an assistant pharmacist, and lost that job to stay closer to her kids and their school and stuff.

But she has my number now, so she says she'll call me this weekend. I offered to help her move into her place (She has no one to help, but also has no big items to move) (But mentioned something about a pool table.. .hmmm)
 
UNDR8D said:
You are slipping further into senility every day I swear.
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Dude, you have no idea how deep that rabbit hole is. when I'm without a job, and my brain has time to crank out shit, I go crazy. Like, seriously Gary Busey crazy.

Now that I have no woman, but a job, I'm doing alittle better. the bike doesn't really help with the matter, because most of the time I imagine I'm pod racing and I'll wake up and be "pod racing" between baby carriages through a park. And my depression shuts down my mind, and my body follows. I'll be walking along and suddenly stop and talk to my body "Come on... lets go. Seriously.. you gotta move"
 
From the way you describe it, the previous 31 years of your life have not left you in position to break any longevity records.
 
I'll be right there next to you. I'll carry your entrails home to your 18 year old girlfriend and tell tales of the glorious battle you fought.
 
YAY I got written up at work for talking to the security guard !

"On several occasions, for over an hour"

Yes, called lunch breaks. assholes.
 
I am, I'm actually for Dell, stationed at our client, Unilever. Someone complained, but the more I think about it.. How did they know who to go to ? Something smells awry here.

I can see how they would know my name, but I shouldn't have a staff listing. I'm a contractor. Something tells me something more is up with this
 
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