yeahIdriveaTGL
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My Ride: 1996 TGL (taurus gl, ghetto-mobile, one-eyed monster)
My mods:
one headlite, and the other converted to an INSTRUMENT OF DEATH (it's broken so i bent the plastic out to make spikes...which i guess if i ever hit someone would prolly rip their legs off...maybe i should bend it back...
egg on the window from last august: fashion statement (or maybe i'm just too lazy to wash it off, or maybe i could care less if this car exploded right now...as long as i'm not in it)
no heat: makes me go faster, kinda like a turbo...but it just makes me WANT to go faster, not actually go faster...
4 rims, 3 hubcaps: just tryin to be different than everyone else...BLING
sporting two gray spots from when either i hit a car in the parkin lot at the mall or my mom ran into a median: hmm, new nickname DALMATION (the rest of the car is white...)
broken passenger seat: makes for an interesting ride for my passenger...makes it SEEM like i'm actually going faster, when in reality, i'm only idling (which is pretty much all four gears of this P.O.S.)
bald tires: makes them screech a lot more, again making it SOUND like i go faster, or at least get off the line fastest...
2000 miles overdue for an oil change: see parentheses of "egg..."
so yeah, i drive a TGL...you don't want any part of it.
My mods:
one headlite, and the other converted to an INSTRUMENT OF DEATH (it's broken so i bent the plastic out to make spikes...which i guess if i ever hit someone would prolly rip their legs off...maybe i should bend it back...
egg on the window from last august: fashion statement (or maybe i'm just too lazy to wash it off, or maybe i could care less if this car exploded right now...as long as i'm not in it)
no heat: makes me go faster, kinda like a turbo...but it just makes me WANT to go faster, not actually go faster...
4 rims, 3 hubcaps: just tryin to be different than everyone else...BLING
sporting two gray spots from when either i hit a car in the parkin lot at the mall or my mom ran into a median: hmm, new nickname DALMATION (the rest of the car is white...)
broken passenger seat: makes for an interesting ride for my passenger...makes it SEEM like i'm actually going faster, when in reality, i'm only idling (which is pretty much all four gears of this P.O.S.)
bald tires: makes them screech a lot more, again making it SOUND like i go faster, or at least get off the line fastest...
2000 miles overdue for an oil change: see parentheses of "egg..."
so yeah, i drive a TGL...you don't want any part of it.