A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada ayear or so and,
although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well.Until one day he rushed
into a lawyer's office and asked him if hecould arrange a divorce for him -"very quick."
The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend onthe circumstances and
asked him the following questions:
LAWYER: Have you any grounds?
POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3bedrooms.
LAWYER No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
POLE: It is made of concrete, brick and mortar, he responded.
LAWYER: Does either of you have a real grudge?
POLE: No, he replied. We have a two-car carport and have neverreally needed one.
LAWYER: I mean, What are your relations like?
POLE: All my relations are in Poland.
LAWYER: No, I mean Does your wife beat you up?
POLE: NO, I'm always up before her.
LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger?
POLE: NO, she white.
LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce?
POLE: SHE going to kill me.
LAWYER: What makes you think that?
POLE: I got proof.
LAWYER: What kind of proof?
POLE: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put on shelf in
bathroom. I can read -- it says, "Polish Remover."
although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well.Until one day he rushed
into a lawyer's office and asked him if hecould arrange a divorce for him -"very quick."
The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend onthe circumstances and
asked him the following questions:
LAWYER: Have you any grounds?
POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3bedrooms.
LAWYER No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
POLE: It is made of concrete, brick and mortar, he responded.
LAWYER: Does either of you have a real grudge?
POLE: No, he replied. We have a two-car carport and have neverreally needed one.
LAWYER: I mean, What are your relations like?
POLE: All my relations are in Poland.
LAWYER: No, I mean Does your wife beat you up?
POLE: NO, I'm always up before her.
LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger?
POLE: NO, she white.
LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce?
POLE: SHE going to kill me.
LAWYER: What makes you think that?
POLE: I got proof.
LAWYER: What kind of proof?
POLE: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put on shelf in
bathroom. I can read -- it says, "Polish Remover."