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lmmfaojust to be on the safe side you should start practicing shoving large items up your ass... maybe the ass rapage wont hurt so much if you are unlucky enough to end up in that situation
i started this thread for help..not your pointless answers.
If you really want some damn help, contact an attorney, let him assrape you. We're not lawyers, judges or city clerk officials. Go ask the people who do this for a living for some help. Until then you're going to get smartass responses because you did something stupid and by Hondaswap law, we're allowed to insult you for your stupidity.
100% Agreed +repi say get out of WA state... go live with some friends for a little while while you set up a new identity... try to get an under the table job tending bar or something... something that pays cash where you can make a good amount on tips... dont ever go back to WA... dont contact any of your friends or family or they will be able to track you down... start a new life where no one knows you... and dont drive like a jackass in residential areas any more, or you will have to do it all over again