site of the year

[posol]

to hell with bride.ru
and we all know that bride.ca doesn't work... lol

Marry Our Daughter - Home

bam.

so wrong. rofl

 

[get_nick]

hmmm, give that gabriella girl a couple years and she'll be a steal at $20k...

"Thank God for your site! Our daughter was really nervous walking down the aisle, but she seems okay now and the money we got let us keep our farm and even add on a few acres."

BWAHAHAHAHA *gasp* BWAHAHAHAHA

I can't catch my breath

"At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!"

 

[posol]

yeah, the testimonials are the best. rofl. all trash hick

 

[phunky.buddha]

Awesome.

For those that might not get the joke:

Urban Legends Reference Pages: Marry Our Daughter

 

[E_SolSi]

 

[MadMaXXX]

hey now, that site isnt about sleeping with underage girls

Its about marrying them

no law against that right?

 

[Celerity]

These girls are way not worth it.

Except that $5000 girl. She's better to have aroudn than a good wristwatch

 

[93chaosdx]

i wonder if you can make trades, or offer draft picks for some of these girls.

 

[93chaosdx]

one of the testimonials

Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

—Mrs. James P.

 

[nootrac22]

gotta know a good OBGYN to make sure the goods purchased haven't been tampered with.

 

[get_nick]

interesting article about the site.

Selling Your Children for Marriage--Online - Newsweek National News - MSNBC.com

a real response...

“Darling Makayla, Seeing your bright smile among the other girls on this site was a joy among joys—to see someone so obviously full of life and laughter made me keep coming back to your profile,” writes one suitor, who identifies himself as Mark B. “I want to provide you with everything you need, I want to have a partnership that will last a lifetime. You love to laugh, and I would love to make you laugh for the rest of our lives ... Please consider me as a husband.”

Many lawmakers agree that a number of state marriage laws are egregiously outdated. Alabama, Minnesota, Missouri, Utah and New Hampshire all set age limits below 16 (New Hampshire allows marriage at 13—the lowest in the land), if parents approve.

 

[humblegumbo]

So, this is a hoax in the states...but a reality in other countries.

child sex trade - Google Search

huh....

 

[nootrac22]

top 10 vacation destinations for micheal jackson
child sex trade - Google Search

huh....