Some body is going to fry....

[DarkHand]

The easiest way to get out of jury duty is to say that you like Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly and Ronald Reagan on the questionnaire. Trust me, no defense attorney or prosecutor for that matter wants some queer hating, bible beating, gun toting retard on their jury. I say these things tongue in cheek of course, for I am pretty conservative by most standards. It works though...

I would think that would make you the lead.

 

[awptickes]

That's another thing, I've worked at a G3 security job before, and I'm G4 qualified.

WTF is a G3 security job?


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[nootrac22]

I've never been called to jury duty, but here in Europe we don't exactly have juries.

 

[Airjockie]

my wife got a jury duty letter...she didn't sign up for a draft or register for voting...so what gives... the only thing she has is a drivers license, green card, and a credit card...



hrmmmm...

 

[jdmthathoeee.]

When you go for jury duty, and they ask you if your racist/prejudice, just simply say "no, I hate everyone equally", with a straight face. Your ass will be home by lunch time.

lmao.
this thread is funny as hell.

 

[klyph]

Yes, and no.

Kylph, you're not 26 yet, so you still have a chance.

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Pretty much the only thing that will happen anymore is OPM won't clear you to get a security clearance if you didn't register.

I'm registered with Selective Cannon Fodder, I just skipped out the first time I got jury duty and haven't gotten it again since.

 

[Briansol]

probably becuase you're a criminal now... and criminals can't serve on jury. duh.

 

[Airjockie]

Well, I called the pre-recorded court phone, and all jury people are needed....so I show up and I'll prolly sit there all day... so taking tonight off. Paid of course...and if I get selected for a jury, then I still get 8 hours pay a day, and if the trial lasts a while, and is not like an OJ trial, then I an still work week-ends.

Also found that they select people for juries from 4 list's. Driver's License, welfare/un-employed, tax payers, and selective service.

 

[Airjockie]

one guy at work was stuck on a jury for 7 months....

 

[klyph]

probably becuase you're a criminal now... and criminals can't serve on jury. duh.

Goat rape is not a felony!

 

[Airjockie]

damn it...I didn't get picked for a jury... ohh well...3 more years of not worrying about it.

 

[klyph]

My condolences.