'The Cressbeckler Stance'

[E_SolSi]

god damnit i love The Onion.... they did it again


YouTube - 'The Cressbeckler Stance' -- Coming Soon To The Onion News Network

YouTube - Semi-Literate Former Gold Prospector Given Own Cable News Show

i hope they keep running with this show

 

[UNDR8D]

Bahahaha I saw this the other day...Awesome.

 

[double0Si]

"Git before black baby starts 'a barkin." lmao, priceless.

 

[UNDR8D]

He's a little homo suckin on his mommas dick...

 

[Drake]

That is good stuff.

 

[E_SolSi]

i love the headlines scrolling by on the bottom

"McAlester OK: Conjugal visit ruined by tornado"
"How to make extra cash by claiming you're autistic -- Full story on 'Today Now' 7-9 A.M. ET"
"Sec files anti-trust charges to break up Enya's monopoly on the massage music market"
"New 'Slim Jim' flavored Snapple made from the worst stuff on earth"


and i cant think of a better way to end a segment than:
"And we're gunna stick it to a whore so we don't lose our mind"

 

[UNDR8D]

I thought that was what he said...that was awesome.

 

[E_SolSi]

hadnt looked in a while... but looks like they did continue with it

YouTube - Joad Cressbeckler: NASA Honeyfuggling America With Nonsense Space Dreams

 

[E_SolSi]

YouTube - Joad Cressbeckler Fears Genetic Modification Causes 'Wrath-Minded Taters'

 

[hondafreak513]

The Onion news is some funny ass shit i sat down and watched bout an hours worth of it and almost died laughing..

 

[klyph]

<3 Joad Cressbeckler

 

[hondafreak513]

a little off topic but these are my favorites

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbVifPkbYsk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U4Ha9HQvMo

 

[GSRCRXsi]

"you're pretty for a Chinese"
"tater disease's what brought us the Irish"

lmao