well tham birds are crazy i have had 2 crazy bird plots to tell you the first one, i was in conie island in new york with my girl on the beach and we had made some food at home you like a picknic with out yogie, and i whiped out a bugger it had tripple meat the hole nine and i put it down for one second for some soda, and wham this seagull comes down flaping tham wings to get my bugger my gilr starts going crazy he grabs my burger and wham i punched the shit out this bird his ass ran than flew, i dont like to hurt animals but dont fuck with my food.
the secound one was in the hand ball courts infront of yankie stadium i was playing hand ball with some chicks and wham i fill alot of warm shit on my head i am like what the fuck and i let one of the chicks check it out and it was shit now, i know there are some big bats aroung there and some big birds but i think it was that seagull getting back at my ass for that punch,