best hip hop 1-liner

[civicious]

Uh-oh, Spaghetti-O's! Luda's oodles of noodles
And testin me is like pitbulls put up to poodles
My rap career goes back further than yo' father hairline
It's Ludacris - I pack more nuts than Delta Airlines

~~~~~~~

I Playstations, duck cops and lose agents
I'm Doctor Love, I close curtains and fuck patients
When I kick and rip and flip an indespensable rhyme
My black ass is so hungry I'll take a bite out of crime

edit: Ludacris is the bomb diggity. Right next to Del.

 

[jamesA]

Originally posted by djextremity+Sep 7 2003, 08:09 AM-->

Originally posted by sleepergtx@Sep 6 2003, 11:37 AM

Originally posted by djextremity@Sep 6 2003, 07:21 PM
dveit

@Sep 6 2003, 12:45 AM
whipp-dee-fucking-doo!

rappers have been doing this since the early 90's and ever before that.

not to hate on emine, but i'm just sick of hearing that eminem is this and that and the best rapper out there. bah.

/vent

oh i don't deny others can't do it as well, i'm just saying that to deny that he is a talented lyricist just isn't justifiable.

but lets take some recent popular rap songs as a comparison:
"i don't know what you heard about me, but a bitch can't get a dollar out of me, no Cadillac, no perms, you can't see that i'm s motherfucking p-i-m-p"

P.I.M.P. by 50 cent

he rhymes the word 'me' twice and can't find a word to rhyme at the end so he has to use a letter.

"i like the way you look in them pants, see ya fine, your momma a quarter piece, she far from a dime, the type of girl that'll getcha up and go make you grind, i'm thinkin about snatchin her up, dirty, makin her mine"

Right Thurr by Chingy

fine, dime, grind, mine...there just isn't any complexity

You are :ghey: Listen to the music, don't disect it. :roll:

hey pal, fuck off.

I was jokin man. settle down.

 

[dveit]

i cook the mic like a beef steak/
cause my techniques great/
and im the nigga police hate/
in each state
-big L

put it togetha/
i rock hoes yall rock fellas
-nas

(is that dre over there)
yeahhh, i just took some ecxtasy/
aint no tellin what the side effects could be/
all these fine bitches equal sex to me/
plus i got this bad bitch layin next to me
-dre

Another rapper I think doesn't get enough credit is BIG:

relax and take notes/
while i take totes/
of the marijuana smoke/
throw you in choke/
gun smoke gun smoke

biggie smalls for mayor/
the rap slayer/
the hooker layer/
mother fucker say your prayers

smell the indonesia, beat you to a ceasure/
then fuck you mom hit them skins to amnesia

when i get dusted/
i like to spread the blood like mustard/
trust it, my hardcore rain leaves you rusted

 

[civicious]

never underestimate the rhyming skillz of Limp Bizkit

Check my dangerous slang
Atrocious
When I let these nuts hang
Focus
It's Wutang
What the fuck's a Hootie and the Blowfish
I wave my black flag at the roaches
Who approach us
These twin supersoakers
Who have poisonous darts for copers
Too late to get your blowgun unholsted
You're left buttered up and lightly toasted
So what?
I drink and smoke too much
So what?
I cuss too much
Shut the fuck the up


well, maybe Limp + Wu

 

[khrisb]

Originally posted by civicious@Sep 7 2003, 02:14 PM
never underestimate the rhyming skillz of Limp Bizkit

Check my dangerous slang
Atrocious
When I let these nuts hang
Focus
It's Wutang
What the fuck's a Hootie and the Blowfish
I wave my black flag at the roaches
Who approach us
These twin supersoakers
Who have poisonous darts for copers
Too late to get your blowgun unholsted
You're left buttered up and lightly toasted
So what?
I drink and smoke too much
So what?
I cuss too much
Shut the fuck the up


well, maybe Limp + Wu

If I'm not mistaken, (I probably am) but that was Redman, wasn't it???

And that song kinda blew.
But I'm with you on that Dirty South shiot!

Ludacris

 

[Capt. Orygun]

west west ya'll!

even the sun bows down to the west coast at the end of the day!

 

[civicious]

When I let these nuts hang
Focus
It's Wutang

dirty south mothafucka

 

[Capt. Orygun]

Originally posted by civicious@Sep 7 2003, 07:20 PM
When I let these nuts hang
Focus
It's Wutang

dirty south mothafucka

Wu Tang is from NYC dumbA$$!!!!

you are 10% more white for having said that!

 

[JrSiRb16A]

'gettin more butt then a ashtray'

Notorious B.I.G. rip

 

[jeffie7]

in the sig yo =)

 

[B16]

Originally posted by Silverchild79+Sep 7 2003, 04:54 PM-->

civicious

@Sep 7 2003, 07:20 PM
When I let these nuts hang
Focus
It's Wutang

dirty south mothafucka

Wu Tang is from NYC dumbA$$!!!!

you are 10% more white for having said that!

lmao

 

[civicious]

i think i just got owned.....

 

[dveit]

Originally posted by khrisb+Sep 7 2003, 07:12 PM-->

civicious

@Sep 7 2003, 02:14 PM
never underestimate the rhyming skillz of Limp Bizkit

Check my dangerous slang
Atrocious
When I let these nuts hang
Focus
It's Wutang
What the fuck's a Hootie and the Blowfish
I wave my black flag at the roaches
Who approach us
These twin supersoakers
Who have poisonous darts for copers
Too late to get your blowgun unholsted
You're left buttered up and lightly toasted
So what?
I drink and smoke too much
So what?
I cuss too much
Shut the fuck the up


well, maybe Limp + Wu

If I'm not mistaken, (I probably am) but that was Redman, wasn't it???

And that song kinda blew.
But I'm with you on that Dirty South shiot!

Ludacris

i'm pretty sure it was method man.

and yea that song blew ass.

funny how LB thinks hes gansta.

 

[jamesA]

Originally posted by Silverchild79+Sep 8 2003, 12:54 AM-->

civicious

@Sep 7 2003, 07:20 PM
When I let these nuts hang
Focus
It's Wutang

dirty south mothafucka

Wu Tang is from NYC dumbA$$!!!!

you are 10% more white for having said that!

:bo:

 

[racerxb20z]

Do I sound mad? Well I guess I'm a little pissed
Every action has a point, five points make a fist
You close em', you swing em', it's hurts when it hits
And the truth can be a bitch, but if the boot fits
I got an idea: You should get a tattoo that says warning
That's all, just a warning, so the potential victim can take a left
And save breath, and avoid you, sober and upset in the morning
(Slug)

100TH POST :woo:

 

[posol]

if your 10% more white, what am i?

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by sisteve@Sep 4 2003, 07:23 AM

i love you like a fat kid loves cake

how romantic



lmfao

That's the best line ever!

 

[djextremity]

Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Sep 7 2003, 10:17 PM
if your 10% more white, what am i?

clear

 

[djextremity]

sleeper:

i only said the chorus because thats really the only part i can remember from the radio.

 

[khrisb]

How could I forget???:

I'm the king of rock,
there is none higher,
sucka mc's should call me sire,
to burn my kingdom, you must use fire,
I won't stop rockin' till I retire!

Run DMC pwnz! Greatest of all time!!!
Some may hate, but I like it!