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How will YOU Die?

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by dveit, Oct 13, 2005.

  1. dveit

    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    Death Psychic

    "While on a group tour of a candy factory, you fall over a guardrail and land on a taffy pulling machine. Your head, torso, and legs are ripped into three separate sections."

    Ouch. That's gonna hurt...

    :p
     
  2. StealthMode

    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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    [​IMG] FIGURES
     
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    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    it won't be an accident.
     
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    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.


    This is not only reasonable, it is very likely.


    OH SHIT my uncle died that way !
     
  6. StealthMode

    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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    If it happened 19 years ago, I AM YOUR UNCLE :ph34r:
     
  7. Battle Pope

    Battle Pope New Member

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    by "group of thugs" I'm sure they mean "conservative Hondaswap members"

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    There. Sounds much more plausible.
     
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    formby learning in progress

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    Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss.


    damn what a way to go
     
  9. dveit

    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    Is there something you wanna talk about Formby??

    :p
     
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    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    [​IMG] I told him not to starch the fucking boxers.. and he kills me for it??
     
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    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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    OH FUCK! Damn man, you should look into *coughelectroconvulsivecough* therapy.
     
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    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    Hey.. are you at that stage where you give away all of your valuables yet? Buddy?




    My wife:
    Thats just a shitty way to die.
     
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    While sunbathing in your yard, a commercial airliner accidentally unloads its waste tank. You are impaled by several spears of frozen urine which fall from 30,000 feet above you.

    What's weird is I was chilling in my backyard in the sun today :ph34r:
     
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    "While driving, you attempt to beat a freight train and drive around the gates. Thanks to a miscalculation on your part, the train collides with your car and crushes your body. Your car (and your lifeless body) continue to be pushed for several hundred feet until the train comes to a stop. "
     
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    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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    My girlfriend:
     
  17. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    You are bitten by a mosquito and contract West Nile Virus. You die within days.



    lol
     
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    LOL, do you live in the midwest, where people do that shit all the time?


    Anyone NOT seeing Brian going out like a bitch? haha

    Impaled by piss > death by mosquito.
     
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    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    [​IMG]

    Havok's is the best so far. Nothing better than getting a piss icle through your heart. Now that's going out like a champ.
     
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    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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    Some 18 year old idiot driving drunk did that like this week here in CO!
     
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