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I got the "we need to talk" - *Semi Warning*

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  1. c97x

    c97x sorry boss, its turbo

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    so yesterday my girlfriend gave "me the weve got to talk" line, but said she wouldnt tell me till after work. so work lets out but she was getting her haircut so i just went home. I figured it would be bullshit like usaul but then she says the "we need a break" blah blah blah. she's been my gf for 3 years, and belive me i slept like a babie as if nothing ever happend right after she told me.
     
  2. Sabz5150

    Sabz5150 FALCON PUNCH!!!

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    She's getting stuffed by someone else's dick.

    Boot. Curb. Move on.
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    ^ probably.... that or she WANTS the other dick but doesn't want to cheat on you, so she'll boot you first to make it "ok"

    fucking women
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    boot her in the face, then out the door.
     
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    nootrac22 Well-Known Member VIP

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    PIITB.....then boot
     
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    Bob Vila ɐןıʌ qoq Admin VIP

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    She already got nailed by 5 black guys.
     
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    Cashizslick !i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!

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    lol raep
     
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    Sabz5150 FALCON PUNCH!!!

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    Turbo&Auto Nick Go FAST!!

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    mmmm wasted time......
     
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    Bob Vila ɐןıʌ qoq Admin VIP

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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    Turbo&Auto Nick Go FAST!!

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    Cashizslick !i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!

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    Sabz5150 FALCON PUNCH!!!

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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    INJEN78 HS LEGEND

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    damn man im sry ta tell you shes prolly cunt pumpin right now...
     
  17. Black Widow g2

    Black Widow g2 *princess*

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    They're all right. Here's what the 'normal' girls do on a break. They look for (if they haven't already found) a guy to 'test' and see if she really does want to be with you. She's gotten bored with the 'routine' and decides, maybe someone different might be what I want. If she doesn't like it, she'll come back, but please tell me by that time... it's too late.
     
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    Turbo&Auto Nick Go FAST!!

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    Honesty from a woman.....rare and nice :)
     
  19. Sabz5150

    Sabz5150 FALCON PUNCH!!!

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    Female to male translation:

    Instead of cheating, girls on on "breaks" so they can tell guys they've never cheated. Gotta love technicalities. (However, if YOU curb the weiner dog with your hot friend, it's cheating regardless of the "break".)

    She knows a hot guy and wants him between her legs.

    Read translation number two.

    If she can't get said guy to dump his girlfriend, she will come back to you. No, of course she didn't cheat on you! (read translation number one)
     
  20. Black Widow g2

    Black Widow g2 *princess*

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    I was being honest in my explanation, no translation needed, but that's the 'whore' version.
     
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