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  1. D See 2

    D See 2 Senior Member

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    Men are like ... Laxatives ......They irritate the shit out of you.
    Men are like ... Bananas .......The older they get, the less firm they are.
    Men are like ... Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
    Men are like ... Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
    Men are like ... Blenders ........You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
    Men are like ... Chocolate Bars.....Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
    Men are like ... Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up allnight long.
    Men are like ... Commercials......You can't believe a word they say.
    Men are like ... Department Stores ......Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
    Men are like ... Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.
    Men are like ... Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
    Men are like ... Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
    Men are like ... Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
    Men are like ... Lava Lamps.....Fun to look at, but not very bright.
    Men are like .....Parking Spots.....All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    wtf? are you some knid of woman?????
     
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    :werd: :withstupid:
     
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    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    What he said. :(
     
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    You damn fool.
     
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    i thought it was funny how distorted of a view women have of men
     
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    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    lsvtec GNU/Linux Evangelist

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    I am afraid to ask how you found this. Was it posted to a womens newsgroupd that you belong to?
     
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    liquid00meth Senior Member

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    dude was this printed on the inside of a tampon box or something?
     
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    civicgirlracer97 Banned

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    yall need to lighten up, its still funny. you can dish em out but not take em without offense huh?
     
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    Bob Vila ɐןıʌ qoq Admin VIP

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    captain obvious ^

    :)
     
  14. dohcvtec_accord

    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    It's not that we can't take them.

    We can't believe that a guy posted those up. It's a little on the strange side....
     
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    well yeah, i see how that would get a :wtf:
     
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    It wouldn't have been as bad if YOU had posted it up. We have enough problems with women bashing us without girly guys helping them out... :D
     
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    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    Shut up, woman! You know not what you speak! Go make me a sandwich! *slaps you on the ass*
     
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