Men are like...

[D See 2]

Men are like ... Laxatives ......They irritate the shit out of you.
Men are like ... Bananas .......The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like ... Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like ... Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like ... Blenders ........You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like ... Chocolate Bars.....Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like ... Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up allnight long.
Men are like ... Commercials......You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like ... Department Stores ......Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Men are like ... Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like ... Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like ... Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like ... Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like ... Lava Lamps.....Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like .....Parking Spots.....All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

 

[posol]

wtf? are you some knid of woman?????

 

[rsaeini]

Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Aug 27 2003, 08:54 AM
wtf? are you some knid of woman?????

 

[dohcvtec_accord]

Originally posted by rsaeini+Aug 27 2003, 10:09 AM-->

pissedoffsol

@Aug 27 2003, 08:54 AM
wtf? are you some knid of woman?????

 

[xj0hnx]

Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Aug 27 2003, 05:54 PM
wtf? are you some knid of woman?????

What he said.

 

[sohcslammer]

Originally posted by DTEC@Aug 27 2003, 09:44 AM
Men are like ... Laxatives ......They irritate the shit out of you.
Men are like ... Bananas .......The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like ... Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like ... Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like ... Blenders ........You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like ... Chocolate Bars.....Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like ... Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up allnight long.
Men are like ... Commercials......You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like ... Department Stores ......Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Men are like ... Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like ... Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like ... Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like ... Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like ... Lava Lamps.....Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like .....Parking Spots.....All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

You damn fool.

 

[D See 2]

i thought it was funny how distorted of a view women have of men

 

[BigJ]

 

[lsvtec]

I am afraid to ask how you found this. Was it posted to a womens newsgroupd that you belong to?

 

[liquid00meth]

dude was this printed on the inside of a tampon box or something?

 

[Bob Vila]

 

[civicgirlracer97]

yall need to lighten up, its still funny. you can dish em out but not take em without offense huh?

 

[Bob Vila]

captain obvious ^

 

[dohcvtec_accord]

Originally posted by civicgirlracer97@Aug 27 2003, 01:16 PM
yall need to lighten up, its still funny. you can dish em out but not take em without offense huh?

It's not that we can't take them.

We can't believe that a guy posted those up. It's a little on the strange side....

 

[civicgirlracer97]

Originally posted by dohcvtec_accord+Aug 27 2003, 03:17 PM-->

civicgirlracer97

@Aug 27 2003, 01:16 PM
yall need to lighten up, its still funny. you can dish em out but not take em without offense huh?

It's not that we can't take them.

We can't believe that a guy posted those up. It's a little on the strange side....

well yeah, i see how that would get a

 

[sohcslammer]

Originally posted by civicgirlracer97@Aug 27 2003, 03:16 PM
yall need to lighten up, its still funny. you can dish em out but not take em without offense huh?

It wouldn't have been as bad if YOU had posted it up. We have enough problems with women bashing us without girly guys helping them out...

 

[dohcvtec_accord]

Originally posted by sohcslammer+Aug 27 2003, 01:19 PM-->

civicgirlracer97

@Aug 27 2003, 03:16 PM
yall need to lighten up, its still funny. you can dish em out but not take em without offense huh?

It wouldn't have been as bad if YOU had posted it up. We have enough problems with women bashing us without girly guys helping them out...

 

[Bob Vila]

:ghey:

 

[sportlinecrx]

:bo: LMAO

 

[Loco Honkey]

Originally posted by civicgirlracer97@Aug 27 2003, 03:16 PM
yall need to lighten up, its still funny. you can dish em out but not take em without offense huh?

Shut up, woman! You know not what you speak! Go make me a sandwich! *slaps you on the ass*