Random Celerity Thought Generator

[E_SolSi]

make sure they are clean and theres no oil or anything... dont want to get bagged for shipping hazardous waste

 

[klyph]

 

[reckedracing]

damn it, need to spread the love
lol

 

[INJEN78]

where is CEL?!?!?
i miss that smartass

 

[92stoccord]

where is CEL?!?!?
i miss that sweetass

we know injen. its ok.

 

[E_SolSi]

where is CEL?!?!?
i miss his sweetass

:ghey:

 

[hondasaurus]

Mail a brick to junk mailers using paid postage - Creative tips with dealing with spammers and bulk mailers

wow, reminds me of how to mail letters postage free (illegal). wonder if this business 2nd class mail gets subsidized like the rest..

 

[klyph]

You know how people release helium balloons into the air and they think it's all great? If I attach all my trash to helium balloons and release it, is it still considered littering?

 

[DarkHand]

Firing up the thought generator once again!

Fact: Your penis size sounds much more impressive when your girlfriend describes it in centimeters.

 

[INJEN78]

lmao come back cel!!

 

[dacheat]

my cat likes to hunt and eat dust bunnies.

 

[double0Si]

Little Caesars pizza tastes just like the cardboard box it comes in.

 

[dacheat]

cardboard tastes better than i thought it would.

 

[EGProject]

The progressive era was neither progressive nor an era. Discuss.

 

[double0Si]

I think it may just be this particular one. Most of the time its better.

 

[dacheat]

can i get bacon with that?

 

[double0Si]

mmmmmmm... Bacon

 

[dacheat]

i'm pretty convinced that bacon is present in something like 40% of all random thoughts.

 

[phyregod]

Sex is present in all thoughts. Thus people must have a bacon fetish.

 

[double0Si]

mmmmmmm... sex while eating bacon.